Fang Yibai, male, twenty years old, extremely straight.
On the thirteenth day after chasing his senior, he sent a WeChat message: "Senior, I ate braised chicken and had three bowls of rice today, and the boss looked at me wrong :)"
Senior sister: "Hahahahaha (laughing and crying) Then you have a good appetite."
Roommate Lu Yangrui commented that he "looks like a romance hero and opens his mouth like a country love hero."
Fang Yibai refused to accept it, so he decided to find an insider to chase someone, such as Xie Minyu, his roommate in the same club as his senior sister.
Xie Minyu, the well-known anchor of the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds game "Maoyu" at T station, is nicknamed "Lao Xie" by others.
——Because he likes to walk people around, and a headshot from 800 meters away is considered mercy.
Fang Yibai begged him to ask about his senior sister's preferences, but the other party said slowly: "Yes, but I have a condition."
"What conditions?"
"The popularity of my live broadcast room has declined recently. If you accompany me in a double row to get some results, I will help you chase the senior sister."
"Deal!"
It's not really gay anyway, so what's the big deal?
We were just promised to be the aloof devil, but why did he turn into:
"Xiao Bai, I'm out of bullets, please save me."
"Xiao Bai, his shooting skills are so fierce, I'm so scared."
"Xiaobai, you are so awesome."
The audience in the live broadcast room was divided collectively:
? ? ? Didn't you just kill three of them with one shot?]
I'm blind, I'm blind, I'm blind
No matter who you are, get off him quickly!
One day, Fang Yibai accidentally discovered——
Xie Minyu helped to inquire about the senior's preferences, none of them matched, they were all his own.
"Xiaobai, listen to my explanation."
"... You'd better explain clearly, otherwise you'll sleep in the corridor tonight."
——
Cold on the outside and burning on the inside, fake fishing attack × dull straight man suffers
Intention: As long as you work hard enough, an iron pestle can be ground into a needle.