Demining: bg! Bg! Bg! Friendship deteriorates + mutual hostility in the early stage
And the West is the front line of the Harry Potter worldview, with a large number of characters surviving
I can't accept it and can only say goodbye with tears TT
Heroine: Ming Shuo Ye
Male protagonist: Yu Chensheng
Ming Shuoye, an outstanding graduate of Hogwarts, double excellent in Transfiguration and Potions, and a century-old wizard of the Qingyun Sword Sect, was blocked by a yellow man in the bamboo forest on his first day back home, asking for his title.
The thousand-year-old demon, who has read "Tao Zang" and "The Bible", and can even understand the Morse code of the fox tribe's tail - Yu Chensheng (currently an unknown yellow-skinned child), spent his whole life cultivating to say:
"Are you like a... Muggle?"
One person and one demon looked at each other in confusion
Early stage:
Male protagonist: (sneering) It seems that your parents are genetically deficient.
Hostess: Are you scolding?
Later period:
Male protagonist: (serious face) Ming Shuoye, have you ever thought about why I came to you to ask for a title?
Hostess: (confused face) Do I have any pheromones on my body?
Male protagonist:…………?
Male protagonist: (turns to leave) I don't talk to laundry detergent
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Friendly reminder:
· This novel does not contain any ambiguous plots such as "accidentally touching hands and then blushing and heartbeat" or "one person fails to stand firm and pushes the other person down"
The early relationship between the two protagonists was as follows: they undermined each other, disliked each other, but had to be tied together.
Like two final-year college teammates who were assigned to the same group
I can guarantee that I will never use a knife, at least not in this article.
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Summary
A swordsman who can't even pronounce the word "human" and an incompetent thousand-year-old demon,
Forced to form a team to find a solution to this embarrassing situation
The main plot: hurt each other and find a way.
Subplot: Who is going to buy the sweet-scented osmanthus cake? !
(As we all know, sword cultivators are poor except for their swords)
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Interaction in the comment area:
Do you think you will end up like a human or a god?
(Or... Like a yellow-skinned child?)
Tell me in the comment area, I... Ah no, the author is waiting to see.
Intent: lighthearted and funny