Cotino, a cotton doll sewn by the goddess of textiles.
One day while lying on the clouds watching a football match, I got excited and rolled over——
Ahhhh Cotino!
Hearing the exclamations of other cotton dolls, he lay on the green field and stared blankly at the blue sky.
Coutino: That's it... Let's play football first.
He joined AC Milan.
Milan is a great place. The jerseys here are beautiful, the fans are enthusiastic, and even the air is filled with the aroma of concentrated Italian.
He scored a hat-trick on his debut, and then was kicked hard by his opponent, leaving him with nothing.
Cotino (comes home, takes out needle, thread and cotton): Sese, sese.
Coach Ancelotti: Coutino, you are too soft in confrontation, you will fall down with one push. Should you consider building muscle?
Cotino (continues to stuff cotton): Stuff stuff.
The next day, the entire cotton doll was as hard as a brick.
Maldini touched it and was shocked: Huh? Why are you so hard? Sick?
Cotino (thinking for a moment): ... Meow.
Maldini: Why do you want to imitate me? ?
National team dormitory, late at night.
Inzaghi was awakened by the slightest movement, and when he opened his eyes——
Cotino was sitting at the head of his bed, threading a silver needle through his arm and mending it calmly.
Inzaghi: Ahhhhh! Cotino! Don't change the flower knife for yourself! !
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Reading guide:
Cotino means little cotton in Italian.
Main attack, main attack, main attack. Cute 1 is also 1, girly 1 is also 1.
Also known as "Ma Paulo's Extraordinarily Lovely Cotton Husband", "The Adventures of Cotton Doll" and "Why do my teammates never eat or bathe and are so afraid of water?" "I like my teammates who play sand bath. Is there any problem?"
Purpose: Fuel your dreams