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My name is Murphy, a well-known disaster star on Titan, with a cosmic power of death sealed in my body. The shadow of my childhood is the neighbor kids throwing stones at me. His only friend is Thanos - yes, the later Thanos.
And his younger brother Eros, the little prince of the Eternals, the most popular king among all the stars, the most flirtatious and happy man in the universe, stopped me in the school corridor and asked: "Is the smell on you perfume or body odor?"
I said, "Sex appeal. You might not be used to it."
He smiled.
Thanos then wanted to "optimize" the Titan population, he ran away and I stayed.
Then I died.
On the day I turned into ashes, he knelt at the port and pressed his fingers into the ashes. Since then, he has chased from one planet to another, folded his coat for ten years, and asked all over the universe "Have you seen this person?"
Ten years later I was resurrected in Deadpool's apartment, wearing an "I ❤ NY" T-shirt and being "invited" to tea by the Avengers. When he rushed back, his reddish-brown hair had grown longer, his face was thinner, and his eyes were red. The first words he spoke were:
"Can you be my boyfriend?"
"Don't do it."
He turned pale.
I said, "Be the monster you are."
——From the moment he called me in the corridor when I was sixteen, everything was doomed.
A romantic prince spends his whole youth learning not to run away, and a boy who has turned gray spends ten years learning to be loved.
Idea: If life deceives you, make it into a bad joke