Why Can't a Mermaid Be a Salted Fish?

Social animal Yu Jinyan's life ideal is to be a salted fish. Then one day, half of his wish suddenly came true. How could it be half? He dressed as a fish, well, a mermaid from the interstellar age. The good news is that the mermaid doesn't have to work; the bad news is that his former fellow humans want to catch him to lay eggs; the good news is that he is raised by a rich and good-looking human, and his life can be completely peaceful... The bad news is that his human seems to be a psychopath... When Cheris, the commander of the Third Legion, destroyed an interstellar pirate stronghold, he rescued a little mermaid who unexpectedly matched him very well. With his mental strength already on the verge of collapse, he naturally adopted this mermaid after everyone persuaded him, but his mermaid was a bit strange... He likes to lie paralyzed on the water and pretend to be dead fish, which scares the housekeeper every time. She likes potato chips, fried chicken, junk food, and interstellar dog-blood theater. She has a strong stomach and doesn't look delicate at all. Likes to call him Two-legged Beast and likes to instruct him to do work, without any timidity or stress of the merfolk. He likes to sing children's songs, which are difficult to listen to. He has no singing talent of the mermaid tribe, but his healing ability is remarkable. I like the Star Wars Mecha game, but my record... Is a mess, so I let him be my free power booster. He likes to transform his legs for a long time, and then forgets to soak them in water, so he gets dehydrated and calls for help many times. …… Then one time he lost control of his mental power and turned into the prototype of a white tiger. His family members looked at him with gleaming eyes and touched him... Mermaids... Aren't they most afraid of felines? His fish is very... Unique? The feline commander attacks the salted fish and the mermaid suffers Intention: Born toward the sun