Qiu En is a prisoner, but he is not an ordinary prisoner. He is a prisoner who has been in prison for two and a half years and has failed to escape 18 times in a row, resulting in his sentence being extended to a lifetime. He is a prisoner whose performance has been negative for three consecutive years and his job has made him want to beat him 800 times a day. However, he is also a very good-looking prisoner.
But being pretty can't commute his sentence, nor can he escape from prison.
Fortunately, God was blind during this period and allowed his motherland to go to war with its neighboring countries. The war lasted for two years. The frontline troops were in short supply, and their entire prison was called to the frontline.
Qiu En had no choice but to work hard on the front line, striving for a commutation of his sentence for meritorious service, and daydreaming about the splendid life after the commutation of his sentence. Who would have thought that after working on the front line for a few months, their entire battalion would be used as cannon fodder and destroyed.
Qiu En narrowly escaped death, but was later dragged into the special forces to continue contributing to the motherland's anti-invasion war.
Qiu En was afraid of dying on the front line, so he turned around and ran away.
But in front of Qiu En appeared a long leg that wished it could grow to 1.8 Meters.
"Major, what are you stretching your legs for?"
Special Forces Commander: "Is it blocking your way to escape?"
"... No, you are blocking my way to make contributions and serve the motherland."
A minute later: "Major, how many years can the spy we just caught get off his sentence?"
A few days later: "Major, how many years can I lose by killing the enemy's deputy commander?"
A week later: "Major, how many years can the signal soldier who saved you get reduced?"
Just when the major was secretly happy that he had picked up a treasure——
"Major, how many years can you lose by giving water to the crows?"
"Major, how many years can I lose by washing your underwear?"
"Major, how many years can I lose by warming your bed?"
Major: "... Get out of here!"
Purpose: Resist all oppression