Wu Mizhou, nineteen years old, straight man. He is a gloomy and low-key handsome guy with a fascinating appearance. In front of others, he has a cold personality and is socially intimidated. He seems to be a polite otaku who simply loves to chase celebrities, watch movies and code words. Behind the scenes is actually an online writer with a monthly salary of 30,000 yuan. The brotherly love in his writing has made countless female readers cry and be moved, saying: "This is not something that a straight man can write at all!"
Haze Porridge: Isn't this a straight man?
Haze Porridge: This is how I grew up.
Reader: You were not straight when you were growing up. Apparently neither are you.
Wu Mi Zhou:?
Wu Mizhou: Are you talking about me and Yanxun? ! ! ! ! !
Wu Mizhou: You don't find it disgusting, but I do! ! ! !
Yan Xun, twenty years old, straight man. A popular figure on campus, the official face of Q University, men and women say he looks good. The drawers of professional classrooms can be called a collection of emotional prose and poetry. He is a social butterfly and humorous. Anyone who chats with him feels like a spring breeze. In fact, he is also a die-hard otaku, playing games, reading novels, and sending abstract short videos to Wu Mi Zhou to harass him day and night...
Wu Mizhou: What a comparison, get out of here
Yan Xun: It's great
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The two of them had been quarreling since they were children. The relationship developed by a small quarrel every day and a big quarrel for three days was comparable to that of Jin Jian. Wu Mizhou had known each other for thirteen years when he was nineteen years old. Yan Xun knew exactly what Wu Mizhou was like in private. In the same way, Yan Xun also knew Wu Mizhou's true appearance.
Whenever I hear men with women discussing how handsome Yan Xun is and wanting to fall in love with him——
Wu Mizhou: It's easy to pretend.
Wu Mizhou: Falling in love with him is probably like having bath water in your head for more than ten years and not getting it out.
Whenever I hear men with women discussing that Wu Mizhou cherishes his words like gold and is a melancholic and handsome guy who is polite and distant——
Yan Xun:? He? Polite? He scolded harder than anyone else.
Yan Xun: I stayed with him for thirteen years, flying around the country. How does this compare?
The two people who fell in love later:
Wu Mizhou: My brain is filled with water.
Yan Xun: Me... Wu Mizhou, please give me back.
Wu Mizhou: Why don't I scold you even though you're willing to do what he wants!
Yan Xun: Are you in debt again?
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Yan Xun: I will be gentle, be good, it will be over soon
Wu Mi Zhou: What are you going to do - hello, hello? ! Why am I, the one down there... Ah, ah, ah! I fuck you! Banquet Tour——
Yan Xun: I fucked you (correction)
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Wu Mizhou: Are you taking me lightly? Once you walk out of my house, I don't want to see you again! ! ! ! !
Yan Xun: Oh? Yeah?
Wu Mizhou: ... Before you leave, cook me something and buy a cup of milk tea. Pearl milk tea is sugar-free and iced normally... Are you laughing at you?
Intention: Happiness
