He Flirted with His Master with Words and Was Killed in Return
嘴炮狂撩主子被反杀
by Writing a Requiem (执笔安魂)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 22k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 5mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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King of words/cowardly and mean/little strong character/worker sufferer VS cold/awkward/strong/broken/master attack Wang Linyu, a workplace detective, had just spent a long night working on a planning project. Even when he was sleeping, he imagined that the project would be implemented and turned over, crushing his enemy Zhou Ziyang. Who knows, he would wake up in Tongpu and become a low-level handyman in the Hou Mansion. This kind of time-traveling, anyone who wants it can take it for free, or pay back. However, his brain is still as lame as a limp, and he has no memory of the original owner Lin Xiao. Goldfinger? Sorry, no, system dad? It's useless even if you call me grandpa, no one will match you at all, you understand the beginning of Tianbeng. Zhou Ziyang transformed into Zhou Muyan, the third son of the Hou family, and his master made him laugh angrily. The mass graves were waving at him. The main theme was to torture someone to death. He's just a stinky handyman who wants to play tricks, but somehow he becomes a tool in house fighting. It's more exciting than riding a roller coaster. In the blink of an eye, he became a spy who was placed in Zhou Muyan's yard again. You have an identity difference, and I have an information difference. Whoever is afraid of whom will do it. Wait, aren't they mortal enemies? Not enemies? Aren't they cheating on each other? Something doesn't seem right. He sneaked onto the bed while Zhou Muyan was asleep and kissed him secretly on the lips. Zhou Muyan slapped him into the corner with a slap in the face, but his face turned red, "Come on, someone, drag him out, drag him out, twenty sticks!" He covered his face and laughed while laughing. He was not afraid at all. Anyway, his butt had already been cocooned and his tolerance was very high. When the servants carried him to the door, Zhou Muyan's voice became softer and his eyes wandered, "Wait, hit, ten sticks." As soon as he reached the door, Zhou Muyan stopped again, "... Five sticks!" He laughed so hard that he roared: "Get out!" It was obviously not very painful, but he screamed loudly on purpose, with a different meanness in every sound. Later, he sneaked into Zhou Muyan's room and laid the floor, which made things easier. In the middle of the night, he got directly into bed and kept rubbing against Zhou Muyan, "Oh, it's still more comfortable to sleep in bed." Zhou Muyan looked disgusted and pushed him through the quilt, "Get off here!" "No!" He looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of being scalded by boiling water, but he refused to move. Zhou Muyan looked at the floor, but after all he couldn't calm down and went over, so he could only compromise, "Then, bring up the quilt and sleep separately." He nuzzled Zhou Muyan again, "Oh, my servant is poor and wears thin clothes. It's too cold and I need heat to stay alive. I can't tell the difference." Zhou Muyan, who had been squeezed to the wall, glared at him fiercely, "Rogue!" He turned over and pressed Zhou Muyan under him, catching him off guard. Zhou Muyan's face suddenly turned red, he opened his mouth, but didn't say anything. He had a wicked smile on his face. The more Zhou Muyan did this, the happier he became. He would come closer and then move away, having a great time. Zhou Muyan's face was so hot that he could feel the heat even if he got closer. Seeing Zhou Muyan's Adam's apple rolling, he smiled even more proudly. Zhou Muyan opened his mouth, but in the end he only uttered one word, "Get out!" Lin Yu raised his eyebrows, "No, if you can, kill me. Anyway, if I die, you will be the only ghost wandering around in this barren land." Zhou Muyan turned his head to one side, "You, if you don't go down, I'll call someone." Lin Yu shamelessly said, "You scream, and the whole hospital will know it. Anyway, I'm barefoot and not afraid of wearing shoes. How about I shout for you?" "Come on..." Lin Yu just opened his mouth and was covered by him. The two looked at each other, and Lin Yu still came out on top. Zhou Muyan sighed deeply, his tone full of helplessness, "What do you want?" Lin Yu grabbed his wrist and pulled it away. "I like to see you like this." After saying that, he put his hand on the side of his head and said, "You better be a human being." Zhou Muyan was finally discouraged and stopped struggling. Lin Yu's sense of control was gradually overflowing, and he couldn't help but admire himself. Flirting or being killed, is your body obedient? That's right, I just listen to Zhou Muyan, not myself. That night, the backlash came, and Lin Yu pinned him down as usual, waiting proudly. Who would have known that his strength was so amazing that with one exertion, he turned over and changed his position in an instant. He raised his lips teasingly, "Isn't it fun?" Lin Yu was stunned for a moment, his face was as hot as fire, his mind went blank, he nodded mechanically, and he kissed her directly. Lin Yu's breathing was stagnated by him, and he had to use his hands and feet to retreat. After Lin Yu came to his senses, he wiped his mouth vigorously, pouted several times, kicked him over, and yelled, "You're a fucking beast." Instead of being angry, he smiled, stretched out his fingertips and lightly brushed the corners of his lips. Lin Yu never expected that by teasing him every day, one day he would shoot himself in the foot. He couldn't stay in this poor place for a second longer. It was full of beasts. He grabbed his clothes, crawled out of the room, and looked like a frustrated little wife. Intention: As soon as the attack gets close, the machine shuts down as soon as the opponent gets close → I scold myself for being worthless, and I must stand up next time → When I get close, the machine shuts down again