[Zombie attacked by wronged ex-boyfriend]
The apocalypse was over, and I was the last zombie hiding in the cellar to survive. I returned home with great anxiety, and saw a black and white photo of myself in the living room - Was I officially declared dead?
What's even more outrageous is that the ex-boyfriend who broke up with me back then was moving into my house with his suitcase, and he thought that I, the real owner, was the cleaning lady he hired.
In the middle of the night, I rushed upstairs with my fists in hand to take revenge, but I bumped into him holding my life-size doll, affectionately getting ready to sleep.
Ex (with a sincere look on his face): I just arrived, I feel safe sleeping with you in my arms.
Me (the zombie's face turned red): Who are you pretending to be affectionate for? !
After the misunderstanding was resolved, in order to earn a living, I went to escape rooms and pretended to be a zombie NPC, and became famous all over the Internet with my "real skin effects".
My colleague wanted to take off my makeup during a live broadcast, but when I wiped my bare skin with makeup remover wipes, my zombie face remained as stable as a rock.
I had an idea: Family members, who knows who uses this magic tool to prevent makeup from coming off!
So, I went from being a zombie in the apocalypse to becoming a top beauty salesperson.
After I suddenly got rich, I started to go out early and come back late. My ex finally realized what it was like to be alone in my empty house back then, and he wished he could stick to me every day.
But I am a zombie, and zombies never grow old.
I silently wrote a suicide note, planning to wait for him to commit suicide a hundred years later, but he dug it out.
He (with tears in his eyes): Bite me and turn me into a zombie. We will live forever together!
Me (crazy refusal): It's a good thing to be a human being, don't get involved in the zombie circle!
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The first part of the tetralogy of sweet stories about daily life
Purpose: live a good life