The cute and sarcastic sheep x the silly and bad-tempered snake
Cen An is a sheep who has just become an immortal.
He was eating grass just a second ago! The next second, he became an adult 0.0
After taking the number, he was quickly handed a blessing pen. The emperor sat in front of a pile of unapproved official documents without even raising his eyelids. Pia posted an official position on his forehead, and he was appointed as the "blessed beast" Qian Sheep in the Tiangong, responsible for the harvest.
No, he just turned into a human form! That's too hasty!
Cen An was forced to work and was not very skilled in the business. He couldn't tell what could be eaten at what time. He only remembered hearing about a good harvest in autumn.
So with one stroke of the pen, everything was moved until it matured in the fall.
Ah, never mind, today he said watermelons must be autumn if they are in autumn!
Sheep have their own rhythm!
For a time, the world was in chaos.
The emperor summoned him despite the dark circles under his eyes due to staying up late to deal with official duties. He hesitated several times but still didn't curse. He just kicked him down mercilessly to make up for his common sense.
Sheep and Yang don't understand, Sheep and Sheep feel wronged, and Sheep and Sheep don't want to do it!
It's not like he wants to become an immortal!
Hate! Who ordered him to come up? ( ̀ ́ )
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Seeing how pitiful he was, his colleagues sneaked down to drink with him and told him that it was because the previous sheep had lost a mouse inexplicably, and he happened to be born with a spirit, so he was chosen to take over.
Yangyang sneered, he didn't believe it, there were so many things to do every day, the previous Sheyang must have been tired.
That night he had a dream.
In the dream, he was surrounded by black mist, and something like tentacles wrapped around his hands and waist, hard like scales.
There was a voice talking in his head, but unfortunately he couldn't remember it.
After Cen An woke up, he didn't take it seriously. He still had to deal with the evil spirits that were born because of his blind harvest. He was too busy to think about it.
But the voices in my head came more and more frequently and became clearer. They could even have a conversation.
At first, Cen An thought he had hit a ghost, but later he thought he was going to die from overwork and was hallucinating.
Finally I realized, no, this is very wrong, they seem to be able to switch numbers!
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Facing an evil spirit several times bigger than Cen An——
Black Shadow: Quick, kill him!
Yangyang: I see you want me to die!
Seeing that the sheep was about to be eaten, the black shadow mercilessly knocked him off, took control of his body, turned around and slapped the evil spirit.
Evil Spirit:? You don't follow martial ethics!
Black Shadow Pia gave it another slap.
Evil Spirit:? Try hitting me again!
The black shadow grabbed its body, tied it into a twist, and ruthlessly stuffed it into the bottle: Ha! If I hit you, I'll hit you! I've never heard such a request before^-^
The mission was successfully completed, and the shadow was about to return to the background, and then found that the sheep was broken in the body: That's it wooo! This body is given to you! I'm off duty! Wave~
Black Shadow:?
He went offline mercilessly, and then kicked Yangyang to the front desk: You must be on this number today.
Yangyang:! Q^Q
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They got along peacefully until one day Heiying was discovered by the emperor, and he was ruthlessly separated from Cen An.
The emperor said that it was a ray of soul of the ferocious beast Jiu Ying, and he should stay as far away from him as possible.
Yangyang didn't understand, but he was not used to losing Heiying.
When Cen An was doing a task alone, he accidentally met a man who was much taller than him. He felt that with one punch, he could bid farewell to the immortal species.
He was about to apologize when he suddenly smelled a familiar scent from the other party and asked, "Are you Jiu Ying?"
Unexpectedly, the man's expression suddenly changed, and he transformed into a giant snake with nine heads in front of him, and his scales shone with a strange green luster.
Sheep Yang was frightened and ran away, but was wrapped around the snake's ankle and fell to the ground.
"I've told you many times, if you have to resist, there's no way you can survive by running."
The swamp of the abyss appeared under Cen An, and the giant snake kept approaching: "Follow me back to the abyss."
Yangyang was so frightened that he didn't move or respond. Jiuying had no choice but to transform into a human again and squat in front of him.
However, before he did anything, Cen An suddenly screamed and punched him hard on the head.
Jiuying suddenly felt dizzy and waved with trembling hands: "You!... Good job..."
Then he fell to the ground with a groan.
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When Jiuying woke up again and was lying on the pillow in the inn, he found that he had turned into a little snake, a little green snake with only one head!
No! His cultivation level is there! It's all gone! Got eaten by a sheep!
Snake lay down again and showed off: "Rat, it's just a rat now, it's too shameless to see people."
As soon as he lay down, he felt something strange growing on his head. He climbed to the mirror and took a look - his pupils were shaking!
Dear mother! His brain sprouted! There is grass! !
Jiuying tried to pull out the grass, and then rolled on the table in pain.
Yangyang happened to bring the emperor down, and what they saw when they opened the door was such an outrageous scene.
"..."
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The emperor said that the grass was the sealing spell that Sheang placed on Jiuying. If Jiuying considered surrendering, he would tell him how to break it.
Snake straightened her back and firmly rejected his proposal: "I will never give in even if I die!"
The emperor rolled up his sleeves and showed an evil smile: "Really?"
Half an hour later, Snake, who was forced to sign the contract of betrayal, nestled on top of Sheep's head and shut himself up.
[Eating guide: 1, 1v1he, sweet text
2. Two souls are one in the early stage, and they will be separated in the later stage.
3. There are many modern vocabulary]
Purpose: Fall in love even at work~