"Paper Man Alley"
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The longest road Lu Jimu has walked in his life is the metaphysical detour left by his grandfather.
I was unemployed after graduating from college. Every time I went out to buy a pack of cigarettes, I would stumble upon something dirty. A monster with unkempt hair and distorted facial features was lying on the trash can across the street, eating something.
Behind him, a two-dimensional young man carrying a pain bag shivered and patted him on the shoulder: "Brother, brother, am I dazzled? That person is neither human nor ghost..."
Lu Jimu cursed "f*ck" and dragged the man away.
The silver-blue tassel earring on his left ear jingled, and he still had time to raise his hand to flick it.
After running two streets, he suddenly stopped.
The young man was so anxious that he jumped: "What are you doing! Run!"
Lu Jimu smiled and almost forgot that his grandfather left him a stack of explosive charms.
He took it out and threw it at the thing, causing sparks and lightning to explode, causing the thing to burst into flames and howl.
After dragging the two-dimensional young man for two more blocks, he patted the other person's shoulder and waved gracefully: "See you soon."
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The RHG technical department detected abnormal energy fluctuations in the east of the city, which were suspected to be earth-bound spirits, and the Bird Team was ordered to go there.
When they arrived at the scene, they only saw a thing covered in fire spinning in place.
All members of the Asuka Team:...?
Shen Weixi held a lollipop in her mouth, tilted her head and looked at it for two seconds, then slowly picked up the intercom: "Hey, technical department, the Earthbinder has started to burn. Yes, put out the fire in advance. You're welcome."
He hung up the phone, looked at the direction where the monster disappeared, and suddenly smiled.
The technical department said that two kinds of energy residues were detected on site, one from the blasting charm, the other...
From a living person.
Shen Weixi licked the candy residue at the corner of her mouth and flicked the lollipop stick accurately into the trash can three meters away.
"It's interesting."
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Weixi people are waiting for dawn.
People who are already dusk are waiting for darkness.
But at dawn, Wei Xi's people left.
When it gets dark, the already dusk people disperse.
It's always a little bit off.
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Food guide
CP: Shen Weixi × Lu Jimu
Properties:
· Shen Weixi (attack)——Vice captain of RHG Birds team. The ruffian talks a lot but doesn't make sense, and his sharp tongue can make ghosts cry and people run away. It may seem like nothing matters, but in fact, I know better than anyone else. Catchphrase: "The problem is not big." (Usually when you say this, the problem is already big.)
· Lu Jimu (shou) - a newly graduated unemployed vagrant. On the surface, he looks dignified, cold and venomous, but in reality he has a lot of inner drama. His complaints can be published in a "Contemporary Youth's Guide to Preventing Fraud in Metaphysics". The legacy left behind by my grandfather was a room full of ancient books, a bunch of unused magic weapons, and a last word: "Never join RHG." Catchphrase: "... Are you serious?" (Usually when you ask this, the other person has already done something he thinks is outrageous.)
Comparison of attack and reception:
· Weixi people are waiting for the dawn - the darkness before dawn, looking at the darkness, it will light up soon
· People who are already dusk are waiting for darkness - the darkness after dusk, when it looks bright, it will soon become dark
· One day is not bright yet, the other day is already dark
· It's always a little bit off
Reading tips:
1. Supernatural unit drama + main plot, the emotional lines of the two male protagonists are gradually developed
2. It involves traditional metaphysical culture and is private. Please do not take it seriously.
3. Neither Attacker nor Sufferer is a perfect character, each has its own shortcomings.
4. Supporting characters have independent story lines
5. This article is not V and will be updated with the list.
Special reminder:
Grandpa's last words make sense.
But Lu Jimu later thought that it would have been better if he had listened to his grandfather earlier.
It's a pity that there is no if in this world.
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Intention: Everything has consequences