Xia Jin's consciousness awakened, but he was bound by Lezitong, who claimed to be anti-virus system 009.
The system told him that due to the turbulence of the torrent of time and space, the three books merged into one, and the originally trendy writing style turned into an ancient retarded style. He needed to create a 100% deviation to restore the three worlds to normal.
Xia Jin even laughed because he didn't know he was so awesome.
In the first book, he is a vicious dog-licking villain who sacrifices everything for the protagonist and ends up dying a good death.
At the filming site of the new drama, the protagonist Shou, who landed in the air, and the protagonist Gong, who followed after smelling the smell, started another bloody argument with a lack of vocabulary: "Listen to my explanation." "I don't listen, I don't listen."
Fans were surprised to find that the Reuters video of the quarrel was so exciting. Sharp-eyed fans noticed that Xia Jin was squatting in the corner, taking turns raising prompts, and fell into silence.
From then on, the protagonists had to think twice before opening their mouths, and their assistants supervised them 24 hours a day with thick fan-authorized sitcoms.
Let's just say he is a vicious villain, evil or not!
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In the second book, Xia Kuan falls in love with an actor at first sight, commits suicide and fights against the rule of law, and finally ends up with his family ruined.
But this actor is a straight man!
Late at night on the set, there was a knock on the door of the straight man's room, and Xia Jin smiled evilly at him in his wary eyes.
"I'll show you something exciting, it will definitely make you unable to extricate yourself."
The straight man crossed his arms, despairing of his gay physique, and broke down and said, "Don't come over here!"
As a result, when he opened his eyes, he saw written on the whiteboard in front of him - Thirty Self-Defense Styles for Straight Men.
The straight man who studied hard for several late nights succeeded in making the legal tycoon cry behind bars.
The straight man kept his virginity and cried like rain while holding the goddess.
In the third book, Xia Kuai is Phoenix Man's rich second-generation friend. She helps him woo his cousin, and eventually kills his cousin, nephew, and himself.
But, cousin!
You like girls, why are you obsessed with falling in love with a Phoenix man?
Xia Jin searched for all kinds of beauties in the part-time job group of college students all night, and wrote the script himself, so that his cousin would be surrounded by a novel-like daily life, and her life would be full of ideals.
While he was having sex with his cousin on the bed, the scumbag mistress was crying and pooping at the same time.
The cousin sighed and said to Mistress Bai Lianhua, "Sister, would you like to add a v? Next time you come to me, I will make you more comfortable than him."
The scumbags are all stupid.
Looking at this chaotic scene, everyone fell silent.
The boss who insists on unshakable characters in the three books has such fun and feels like he can watch it for a lifetime.
Note:
1. The background setting is that same-sex couples can get married.
2. Double cleansing.
3. The person who has fun is indebted to the big boss for his attack* Actors who are fake, vicious, and really have a strange brain circuit are subject to it.
Concept: The world is full of fun-loving people!
