
Go to Hell! This Piece of Shitty Writing of Yours
去死吧!你这篇为虐而虐的狗血文
by Spring Tea (春茗茶)
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Yu Xianxian went through a book, into a cruel novel about female abuse called "The Journey to Immortality is Long, I Hope You Will Accompany Me". This book is too summarized. The stud male protagonist has a full harem, but the pitiful female protagonist keeps blocking swords. After millions of words, we finally reached the ending of this article. The two of them fought the villain together, and then reached the be ending of one dead and the other seriously injured. Separated from each other, the male protagonist finally bravely confessed his love, yes, to the body of the female protagonist who was about to get cold. Yu Xianxian: "What's funny?" Abuse the heart, abuse the liver, abuse the whole body! After reading the book, she just wanted to rename the book, "The Journey to Immortality, Kill the Male Protagonist"! It's simply forced into a miserable situation, torture for the sake of torture! Who wouldn't say after reading this: What an invincible bloody article! System: "Your mission is to accompany the protagonists, make the male and female protagonists happy and fall in love happily, and break the BE ending. Otherwise, your life will be taken back." "I don't want to be a matchmaker for a stallion!" So, the system watched helplessly as she raised her sword and wiped her neck, blood splattered three feet away. "...? Girl, you are too strong?!" It collapsed and clicked NG like crazy to try again. Yu Xianxian os: Sure enough, you won't let me sacrifice to heaven at the beginning! I made the right bet hhh(^.^) The second time, Yu Xianxian made the following requests: First, she could change the ending, but she could only ensure that both the male and female protagonists lived well, and she had no obligation to be a matchmaker. Second, increase her strength to the maximum. Later, a little junior sister came to Mingshan Snow Jade Peak. I heard that she looked very cute and delicate, with a natural color without applying any powder, just like the spring breeze blowing through weak willows. People who met her described her like this. During the century-old Toad Palace championship competition, the demon clan's barrier was broken, and all the disciples panicked and fled in all directions. The girl appeared with a giant knife in her hand, chopping the demon like a vegetable. She faced the crowd and smiled weakly. Where is the promised weak Liu Fufeng... Someone said to her: "Don't you think it's very affectionate to remain unmarried for the rest of your life after your first wife dies?" She replied: "I don't think so. Why didn't you die for your love?" Someone said: "I'm so worried that my lover will change his heart after I leave. Time is so long, who can see clearly in the future?" She replied: "Take it away, it will be fine if there is no future." What I promised to be delicate and kind... In the secret realm, she met a senior brother from Lanshanjiang. He was as gentle as jade and had a graceful demeanor. Unfortunately, he was mute and was often bullied by his classmates. Thinking of her grandmother who was also deaf-mute, she felt pity for him, so Xianxian taught him how to communicate in sign language. She paid close attention to him along the way and protected him every time. But this man's temperament is not as aloof and indifferent as his appearance, at least not to Yu Xianxian. She hit him, causing one side of his cheek to be red and swollen, the corner of his mouth to be cracked, and blood to flow from his nose. The young man was not angry or annoyed. Instead, he just smiled, grabbed Yu Xianxian's hand to slap him, and put it against his cheek, like a cat or dog, gently rubbing and caressing it. Yu Xianxian: "?" After his throat was cured, Yu Xianxian taught him to speak, word by word, making him laugh, saying that he was like a child learning to talk with his mother. He lowered his head and thought for a while, then with great care, he said word by word: "Mother..." Yu Xianxian: "?" This, this, this, senior brother, how come you can do contrasting tricks better than me? ! ———————————————————— The little junior sister who is extremely stressed out and has a gentle appearance and a dark senior brother behind the scenes I like the setting of the girl tyrant! It feels very contrasting! But she's not exactly a strong woman! Not a heroine story! The female protagonist wears a book, the male protagonist is reborn, and the female protagonist has a clear mind. The male protagonist really has no moral ideas and no bottom line. He is really crazy and perverted. It is a dark warning. If you mind, don't read it. V will be updated every other day, and there will be a list to follow. Update time is 6:00 that day. Small theater one Yu Xianxian grabbed his collar and said angrily: "What about waiting for me to die?" "What does it matter if you die?" Shen Qian's face was full of joy: "If you die and I die, wouldn't it be better if we are buried together and sleep together forever?" How could there be such a sick person? She was forced to do nothing: "My cultivation is not as good as yours, and I might rot first, so I can't be with you forever." "You did remind me." The candlelight in the room flickered on and off, illuminating his face with colorful flickers, and his eyes were scarlet, like a demon from hell. "If that's the case, then empty all my bones and internal organs and stuff your body into my skin..." "In this way, both of them serve as one body, in communion and communion." "Eternal life, there will be no separation." Intention: I want you to always choose me firmly
