"The flower language of stray cats is that they have slow hands and no hands."
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Wen Yan is an expired male college student who is currently serving as a social worker.
As a recent graduate, he was severely beaten by society every day. The happiest moment of his day was carrying cat food to feed the stray cats in the community.
There is a hidden selfishness behind this act of kindness,
He tried to seduce with delicious food, verbal temptation, and tender kidnapping to get a pussy of his own——
But all failed.
Unexpectedly, one day, a thin and sweet German curly cat stumbled into his arms.
The cat that comes to your door must not be a human being! ! !
What? Little Devin is sick?
Cure!
What? Little Devin wants to eat fresh beef, goat milk, and delicious cans?
Buy! !
What? You said you were its previous owner?
Get out! ! !
Wen Yan: "Sorry, it said it just wants to go home with me."
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Reading Guide:
1. The text is from a cat's perspective
2. A cat is a cat and will not turn into a human.
3. Maybe you know that cats pass on from the belly? It doesn't matter if you don't know, the article will cover some relevant and interesting knowledge ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• )
4. Absolute HE, the kitten just steps on the milk and snores softly and cutely, getting everything it wants!
5. The shit shoveling officer will have some emotional lines, which is BL
Purpose: Kidnapping instead of buying
Reader comments
What a cure! Dove Meow is the happiest cat! [Three-flowered cat head]
What a special story, written from the perspective of a kitten. While reading the article, I felt warm in my heart throughout the whole process. I must be a person who loves small animals. The details, expressions, and movements of the kitten are described very well and vividly. It feels like a cute kitten in life. The writing is really great. There is also a description of human love from the perspective of a kitten, which seems very interesting. Although this article is not long, it is very rich in content. This short article shows the innocence of animals and that there are bad people in the world who abandon animals, but there are also more kind people who make the world a better place. It can be seen from the text that Da Da is a very careful, warm and beautiful person.
What a cure! Dove Meow is the happiest cat! [Three-flowered cat head]
What a special story, written from the perspective of a kitten. While reading the article, I felt warm in my heart throughout the whole process. I must be a person who loves small animals. The details, expressions, and movements of the kitten are described very well and vividly. It feels like a cute kitten in life. The writing is really great. There is also a description of human love from the perspective of a kitten, which seems very interesting. Although this article is not long, it is very rich in content. This short article shows the innocence of animals and that there are bad people in the world who abandon animals, but there are also more kind people who make the world a better place. It can be seen from the text that Da Da is a very careful, warm and beautiful person.