
Witch Tavern Management Diary
女巫酒馆经营日志
by A Bite of Crepe (一口可丽饼)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Genre
- Baihe (GL)
- Source
- JJWXC
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When the full text is deposited, the manuscript will be published if 100 words are received in advance or the manuscript reaches 50,000 words. Which witch opens a store with a rolling shutter door? Lan Nian spent a lot of effort to open the rusty rolling shutter door and stared speechlessly at the extremely simple door. It was the first day of business for her tavern. It was also her first day as a witch. After working overtime and dying suddenly, Lan Nian bound the business system, with random stores and random locations. Everything depends on fate. However, her face has always been extremely dark, she has never won a big prize, and she relies on krypton gold to play games. So, after opening the door of the tavern and seeing the snow-covered forest, she sighed in her heart, "It is indeed so." People will laugh when they are very helpless. In this way, the Witch Tavern began its first day of business. The first guest is a vampire who doesn't like the smell of blood, the second guest is an undead beagle, and the third guest is a seriously injured dragonborn. . . . . . Lan Nian: What does it mean? This is a tavern, not a weird asylum, right? In any case, the number of guests in the tavern is increasing, and even elves and dwarves have heard the news and come from far away just to drink a special drink, buy a blind box of snacks, or have a simple meal. In a panic, Lan Nian continued to create new products, expand stores, illuminate illustrated books, and collect materials. One day, her tavern will be known to everyone in Atlantis. Maybe that day, she can go home. Small theater ① Lan Nian has recently created a new drink. It is said to be made from hazy flowers. The color is dreamlike. It is said that after drinking it, you will have hallucinations like a beautiful dream. She approached Charmander and asked her, "Would you like to try it?" Charmander took a step back warily, "I won't drink." Lan Nian took a sip himself, his eyes sparkling, and he approached Charmander again, "Would you like to take a sip?" Charmander looked at her suspiciously and then at the wine glass. Lan Nian took advantage of Charmander not paying attention, kissed her suddenly, and put a little wine on her lips. Charmander licked his lips subconsciously. The taste is not too nightmarish. Half an hour later. Clerk A: Hey, what do you think happened to the boss? Shopkeeper B looked at the boss and Charmander squatting in the corner, giggling, and shrugged. Maybe it's because the new product tastes so good. Small theater② "I heard that dragon scales are very sensitive, is that true?" Lan Nian approached the little fire dragon with ill intentions. Charmander retreated again, "What do you want to do?" "Let's touch it," Lan Nian stepped closer. "The store provides food and shelter, why not let me touch the scales? Don't be so stingy." Charmander reluctantly stretched out his tail, bit his lip, and let her touch it. The scales were hard and rough to the touch. Lan Nian didn't think there was anything special about it, so he touched it twice more out of doubt. Still nothing happened. As expected, the legend was all nonsense. Lan Nian lost interest and turned around to do other things. In the winter of Atlantis, night comes very early. In the evening, the tavern closed early, and Lan Nian went back to the bedroom to sleep. But something kept churning beside him. "Stop making trouble, go to sleep." Lan Nian grabbed a pair of hands covered with fine scales. "Don't be so stingy, human." Charmander stretched out his tail and wrapped it around her, leaning against her. Lan Nian didn't know if Dragon Scale was sensitive, but she felt a little sensitive now. Small theater ③ Lan Nian: "Dear guest, has your journey been too lonely? Is your life too boring? Have you ever considered buying a spiritual pet? There is no need to feed or shovel poop, only companionship and love are always by your side." Guest: "Sounds good. How much does it cost?" Lan Nian: "It coincides with the monthly store celebration. It doesn't cost any money and will be given to you for free!" The guest scratched his head and didn't believe it, "Really? Give it to me?" Lan Nian nodded firmly, "Do you want it?" The guest nodded hesitantly, and Lan Nian whistled, "Jingjing, come quickly!" A mass of undead crashed into the guest's arms, knocking him off his high chair. Lan Nian came out from behind the counter, picked up the customer and threw him out the door, "I wish you a happy time with your spiritual pet, dear guest." "Go slowly, don't send me away." The guest got up in a daze and asked, "Didn't you say it was a spiritual pet? Why do you give me this?" Lan Nian explained confidently: "How come undead pets are not spiritual pets?" Guest: "What kind of pet is this big-eared donkey?" "The beagle is very expensive. If it wasn't for an event, I wouldn't give it to you for free. Okay, please take it home quickly." The guest walked away in a daze. Early the next morning. "Shopkeeper, open the door quickly! I will return this spiritual pet to you! I will give you the money! Hurry! Open the door!" It was the voice of yesterday's guest, and now she banged the door loudly. Lan Nian is pretending to be dead. It seems that the twenty-ninth adoption failed again. Food guide: Shuangjie, HE, there are saved manuscripts, no interruptions, and no pitfalls. The list will be updated before V, and the list will be updated after V. Copywriting deposited 2026.8.30 Purpose: Be brave and love life even if you have nothing


