Zhu Xuanxin, with a classy face and a nasty personality, is famous as the worst person in the three realms.
When he was kidnapped in a foreign pit, he picked up a dying man, fell in love at first sight, and wanted to take her as his concubine.
Unfortunately, this man was extremely hard-boned and refused to obey. After some tricks, Zhu Xuanxin finally trained him into what a furnace and cauldron should be.
Lower your head, kiss your mouth, pat your face and open your legs.
Every time the hibiscus tent warms up, Zhu Xuanxin is extremely satisfied.
It wasn't until one day when he accidentally hit his head while saving his concubine that Zhu Xuanxin remembered——
The concubine whom ghosts see.
He and Yan Xun are really a pair of dog-eat-dogs who have been fighting for thousands of years.
Seeing his rival who was about to wake up, Zhu Xuan closed his eyes, picked up his pants and ran away quickly.
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In order to avoid the limelight, he escaped for a while. Just after he came out of seclusion, the juniors around him were enjoying themselves eating melons, and he took a bite of them.
"You know, Lord Immortal came down to earth and experienced calamity, but he was pregnant with someone's bastard."
"The Immortal Sect is so angry. I heard they are arresting that adulterer all over the world!"
"Do you think that if I'm caught, I'll be ripped off?"
The adulterer himself changed his appearance and sneaked into the fairy world:...
Wait, who is pregnant with what?
Before he had time to digest the news that he was going to be a father, his enemy's sword was placed across his neck.
According to legend, the head of the immortals who stabbed a hole in the sky with a sword protected his slightly bulging belly and sneered:
"Look at the sparrow's beautiful face——"
"It's a pity that it looks a bit like my dead concubine."
Zhu Xuanxin:...
Tweet, Tweet, Tweet!
Immortal Lord misunderstood! You got the wrong bird!
... Wait a minute, senior brother, put your sword away, why are you making such a big fire... Be careful of fetal gas! Hello!
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A long, long time ago, when Xiaobuzhou Mountain was still there, the spring flowers shook and scattered shadows fell all over the ground.
At that time, Zhu Xuanxin was at the most annoying age. When he lost in a fight, he would only call him senior brother.
Senior brother. Senior brother! Senior brother?
Senior brother————
Zhu Xuanxin, can you shut up? Senior brother scolded him.
Annoying spirit, I hate you the most.
He lay on his senior brother's back, crying while being scolded, and did not dare to say a word.
But I like you the most, what should I do? Senior brother.
Zhu Xuanxin did not dare to say this sentence before, but could not say it later - until Yan Xun buried their child in Changyang Mountain and pierced his heart with a sword, Zhu Xuanxin did not speak.
Tips:
1.1V1 double strong, double clean, double first love he
2. Red pink skull × white jade wood, Xiao Zhu (junior brother) is the attack, and the devil is a beautiful bird.
3. The copywriting contains deceitful elements and should not be fully believed.
4. True life comes from the belly of senior brother.
5. When you are in trouble, call out to Senior Brother. Senior Brother, beat him up for me!
Intention: If your love lasts forever, the person you love turns against you
