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When Ji Yao woke up, he became a commodity for sale in the window. Although the road ahead was difficult, it still could not stop Ji Yao from pursuing a better life.
He cheered up and determined to find a master for himself. As the saying goes, pretending for five minutes will lead to prosperity and wealth... For 90 years!
So he mustered up the courage to catch the first owner in his life - an unknown tentacle monster, and said with bright eyes: "I can do it, I am very obedient!"
Unexpectedly, the other party said: "You are not a girl."
After being extroverted for a lifetime, Ji Yao could only try his best to "act like a coquettish girl" and was finally taken home by his owner.
Who would have thought that the first thing the guy did was to ask him to take off his clothes!
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Don't accept any criticism.
Purpose: for freedom