[If you get the advantage, you have to attack × Brain circuit leads to rectal reception]
Three years after participating in the Western Plan, Zhu Yu successfully landed in a marriage bureau with good benefits and benefits. He heard that married employees could be assigned a small apartment, so he came up with a clever plan and turned to the blind date market.
Unexpectedly, one mistake would lead to eternal hatred, and the person on the blind date would actually be Xiao Shuo, his bitter rival and current leader who has been fighting for many years.
Eyes facing each other.
Zhu Yupi said with a smile: "You? Gentle, gentle and polite?"
Xiao Shuo smiled softly: "You? Sunny, cute and full of energy?"
Bah.
The two rolled their eyes at the same time and parted unhappy.
After returning home, Zhu Yu immediately sternly refused to the matchmaker - not suitable, impossible, find someone else.
But the matchmaker said loudly on the other end of the phone: "Don't ask me, the other party said it is very suitable, but the development is yours!"
Zhu Yu: "... Tell me the truth boldly."
Matchmaker: "... They are all men. My family is urging me. Blind dates are too tiring."
Zhu Yu put down the phone instantly.
*
Later, one wanted a house and the other wanted a clean house. The two of them rushed to get their certificates and squeezed into the small one-bedroom house assigned by the bureau.
Firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea make life bumpy and noisy.
Zhu Yuxiang, although Xiao Shuo is annoying, his life seems to be pretty good. If he can live like this all the time, he seems to be able to accept it.
Just as Zhu Yu slowly accepted this "annoying" roommate, something seemed wrong about the roommate himself.
One day, while he was half asleep and half awake, his roommate's breath quietly approached, leaving a warm touch on his face.
Zhu Yu felt a little confused.
Buried his face into the quilt.
The man's voice sounded with a smile: "I was discovered by you. Idiot."
Reading Guide
[Highlight]: Modern fiction, same-sex marriageable background, this article's plot settings that do not conform to common sense are all private settings for young lovers to get married first and fall in love later. The text will be marked after it appears, so don't go into details.
1. Short story
2. Attacking and receiving enemies in a non-traditional sense can only be recognized in one direction.
3. Don't control, only like, only love, only want to be with each other for the rest of your life.
Ps: The copywriting was re-archived on 2026.9.1.
Purpose: Treat each other honestly and sincerely