
Pixiu's Guide to Otherworldly Food
貔貅的异界美食指南
by Only Drink Plain Tea (只喝素茶)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 63k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 1mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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[Food, management, magic background, overhead] As the last mythical beast in the world, Supi wanders into the human world and becomes a gourmet to enjoy life. God finally couldn't stand it any longer, and as soon as he opened and closed his eyes, he traveled to a different world. After traveling through time, this place was full of dry black bread, barbecue without any seasoning, and boiled broth full of fishy smell. The nth time his taste buds were poisoned, he decided to go back to his old profession: he wanted to open a restaurant and show people in this world what food is! If you don't have start-up capital, start with street food. The bacon and egg fried rice with rich wax aroma and distinct grains, the egg burger that is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, paired with a cup of mung bean smoothie that is delicious but not greasy and has a rich texture... Because of the divine power of the mythical beast, the food made by Supi has a special buff—— A unique restaurant has opened in the town. Whether it is the dishes or the hot pot fried skewers, it is unforgettable. Diners line up in long lines to cross the restaurant's threshold every day. Professor Qing Leng from the well-known magic academy couldn't help but come to the store to check in. The rich caravans, the nobles of the royal city, and the local lords were all so delicious that they cried! Many years later, the richest town in the mainland was born. Snacks, drinks, cakes and hotpots are all available! [Small theater] After the rainy season, the animals' forest homes are destroyed. Pixiu: The store has newly opened a takeaway service for cute pets. Let's pet them, hug them and give them kisses. Come and place an order to receive your exclusive furries! Magician: Can I light you? Pixiu: Boss, this is not for sale! Ps: 1. This article is fictional, please do not bring it into reality. 2. All settings are private and serve the plot. Welcome to collect the column [Advance collection] "Abandoning a cat is a serious crime!" [Cute and innocent inhuman being vs. Human attack who appears to be restrained but actually has serious desires] Sang Ni is a conscious fluorescent mud ball deep underground. He was carried back to his nest by a weak stray cat. After the big cat died of illness, he learned to transform for the first time. - Turned into a kitten. He stared at the pet shop next door in a daze every day. The little animals were waiting for humans to come back from a business trip to pick them up. Sang Ni also has its own humans. He remembered that it was a tall man who brought him from the cold and damp abyss to the warm sunshine through thin gloves. As a creature buried deep in the darkness of the earth, he came into contact with humans for the first time. Sang Ni was placed in a glass box made of special material and gradually gained more information. The man who took him away was an external expert from the institute, and he was his research subject. The man would feed him, play with him, let him out to bask in the sun when no one was around, and talk to him to himself. One day, Sang Ni was about to tell the other person her name, but after waiting for a long time, she didn't see the familiar figure. So, he decided to take the initiative to find someone. …… The research institute discovered a living fluorescent mud mass from deep underground. It was clean and beautiful in appearance. Shen Jun personally led a team to collect it and registered it as observation object No. 0. Shen Jun records the changes in No. 0 Every day. For example, when water is sprayed into the container for the first time, it will hide in a corner in fright, then slowly crawl out against the glass after realizing it is harmless. Will actively imitate human habits, like eating snacks, watching TV, and sometimes even get angry. But something unexpected happened and all the experimental data in the institute were destroyed. …… Meteorites fall, the magnetic field changes, and a few animals evolve into humans, but retain their original characteristics. The lost boy with cat ears was taken to the police station by a kind person. When asking the guardian, it happened that current political news was being broadcast on the screen. The excited boy pointed at the man being interviewed on the screen and said happily: "It's him! I'm his 0!" The whole audience was silent, and then there was an uproar. The other party is the most famous new entrepreneur in the new century. I didn't expect that he was having such a good time behind the scenes. On this day, Shen Jun received a call from the police station. … Shen Jun discovered that the new kitten at home was very similar to the little mud ball he had studied. Innocent, simple, timid, all have beautiful appearance. Occasionally, he would show off his temper. He would deliberately leave black kitten paw prints on the pure white sheets and turn them into office supplies to secretly intimidate his partners when he was discussing business. He would chew out most of the refrigerator when he was hungry in the middle of the night... Shen Jun sighed, cornered the kitten in a corner and taught him: "Don't be a bad cat." The man's imposing figure imprisoned him in the shadow, and Sang Ni panicked and wanted to escape. The guilty kitten turned into a ball of fluorescent mud on the spot, turned into a human, jumped up from behind and hugged the man's neck. Angrily complained in the ear: "Who told you to always eat my mouth? In the past two days, my tongue has... Ugh!" Before Sang Ni could finish her words, her lips were pushed open by sharp-jointed fingers. "Really? Let me check." Mission: Food connects people's hearts