[Unserious version]
Someone asked Si Yao to summarize her life, and she admitted that she was an unlucky person.
Hold the pen and write with tears in your eyes.
When I was a child, my soul was invaded by the Nine Netherworld Fire and I was burned to death;
Fortunately, he met the Immortal Lord and split his soul in half before rescuing him.
As a result, one of the souls merged with the bug;
Staggering again, he was possessed by an unknown mark and fell into the void realm.
The only way to escape is to sign a contract with the poisonous-mouthed fox demon who is still young.
However, Uncle Fox is the master and she is the servant.
One person and one fox, humming again and again, embarking on a new path,
In different planes of the world, plunder homes and houses, destroy nests and loot treasures,
I randomly picked up a gold-swallowing puppet to raise.
Since then, the poor mother-in-law and her son have been struggling hard on the poverty line.
At this point in the biography, a certain person became dissatisfied. Two black men grabbed the rice paper and tore it into pieces.
"Where am I?"
Do you still dare to mention Si Yao's black line? This mushroom is so painful that it's you who is the cause of life and death!
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Regular version
This is a plane world where heaven is out of balance,
Ghosts and monsters are rampant, the righteous path is not followed, and evil practices are trying to save the world.
Si Yao picked up the torn souls one by one among the piles of flesh and blood.
Gubao picked up a broken rag doll,
He raised his head and asked: What is good and what is evil?
Si Yao stroked its head gently,
Saying: Knowing the responsibilities of the Dao and using one's own Dao to protect one's peace can be called good.
As for evil, everything you see is evil.
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This is a heartwarming (???) Story about picking up little cuties (corpse parts) along the way, and taking the big monster (tentacle monster) to fight the little monsters.
[The female protagonist is gentle and tough, with a glimmer of light in her heart; the male protagonist has been dismembered and wears a tentacle-shaped vest]
Purpose: In this broken world, keep your love and righteousness