Lingling is a wizard. He came from the Middle Ages and was reborn in modern times. He studied hard with his intelligence and was admitted to a university.
As a vicious villain wizard, he was burned to death for being caught in the Middle Ages. He is determined to avenge himself and rule the school and then the world with his black magic skills!
However, on the first day of school, when he was trying to cast a spell in front of the mirror, he was interrupted by a stupid boy——
Li Yile dragged his snake-print plastic bag and said in broken English: "Ness Bunny Butter."
Sure enough, Lingling's bad premonition was immediately confirmed. The carefully selected wizard robe was used as a bath towel, the flying ointment was used as wind oil essence, and what was even more disgusting was that the carefully prepared love potion was also eaten by him as a hot pot dipping sauce!
The next day, Lingling felt something was wrong.
Why is that silly boy always staring at him and chasing him around?
Could it be that the love potion has taken effect!
In order to help Li Yile regain a happy life as a straight man, and to save himself, Lingling decided to ride a broom into the mountains to search for an antidote for him.
However, Li Yile would wait for him to come back by the window blowing the cold wind every night as if he were a widow.
"Why are you flying in the sky?"
Lingling collapsed. He just wanted to be a wizard secretly. Why did he take this silly boy to ride a broom with him!
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"My name is Qi Lingling, Le Yingling, Linglingxiang's Ling, two tones, not 00!"
"Then your parents must love watching Zero Zero Seven."
"We're like Jack and Rose, don't you think?"
"You are a wizard. Shouldn't you be brewing potions and stewing mushrooms in a cabin? Shouldn't you be wearing a big robe, a wizard's hat and a pointed nose?"
"Your stereotype is too strong! I am a new age wizard!"
*Unconventional rebirth article does not contain metaphysical content
*Science student Little Bitter Melon is honest and aggressive & the weird, squeamish and tough-tongued young master suffers
*Double cleansing: sweet first and then slightly cruel
Intention: You are the miracle I want to protect
