He, Li Tianyao, was reborn in the body of a greedy boy who had an unclear relationship with his master and uncle, and had a Taoist companion who had an affair.
I thought this was the worst plan, but I didn't expect it to be even worse.
His Taoist lover fled on the day of their wedding, leaving him alone and an empty widow.
Now that he is still a widow, he has to have sex with his uncle.
Stealing is a minor matter, but don't steal after he wakes up!
Still have to steal as soon as I wake up!
His uncle is about a thousand years old this year, but he thinks he is over a hundred years old but is actually tens of millions of years old.
He is an old man, don't let old people do this?
And why was he reborn as a charming monk, a walking hormone that makes the blood surge even when he breathes the air?
Back then, when the Thirty-six Immortals came to encircle and suppress him, the Mei Dao monk made a sneak attack, but he clearly dodged it!
There were so many geniuses to kill him, why did he choose the least attractive one to be reincarnated?
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"Oh, you mean I'm a villain?"
"And he's a villain who will be tortured to death by pig's feet in the future?"
"Now you not only have to give me the task of torturing the pig's feet, but you also have to give me the task of increasing his favorability!"
"Oh, I can't be OOC yet, I still have to be nice to him, right? OK, OK!"
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"Xian'er made a mistake because of my husband. I shouldn't have abandoned you on my wedding day. I will come back right away."
"Return to you#@"
You know you're back, why don't you die outside?
Now he has to fool both sides in order to avoid OOC, @!
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Pig's feet are attack.
Intention: Why is it so difficult to attain enlightenment and ascend?