Also known as: "Idiot's Guide to Breeding"
In 1945, I dressed as a Chinese baby in Alabama.
Later, a fool named Forrest Gump lived next door. Wearing braces on his feet, he makes a clicking sound when he walks. He smiles when he sees people, and he smiles like a fool.
The first time he met me, he took my hand to watch the ants move.
My mother said, "Don't play with fools."
I said, "Mom, this fool has good eyesight and knows how to choose friends and keep them useful."
It turns out I was right.
Although this fool has an IQ of 75, he:
Run faster than a car
Playing table tennis is like cheating
When buying stocks, pick out potential stocks like Apple
Be kind to me all your life, from the age of three to eighty
Of course, raising fools is not without its troubles:
He bought me the same chocolate every year for sixty years.
When he compliments people, he only says "good-looking" - he praises me for being good-looking, he praises his son for being good-looking, and he also praises Lieutenant Dan for being good-looking (Lieutenant Dan's face turned green).
He can't remember his name, but he always remembers where I am.
People in the town asked me: "Wang Hua, how can you tolerate this fool?"
I said, "What do you know? There are too many smart people and too few fools in this world. Meeting a fool who truly treats you is like smoke rising from the graves of your ancestors."
Besides, he runs fast and can carry me on his back.
That's enough.
Intention: Believe in love, revere life
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