I traveled through time and became the cannon fodder who couldn't survive more than three chapters in the novel about cultivating immortals.
Good news: I can see the barrage.
Bad news: Danmaku is live broadcasting my death countdown.
[The Demon Lord will pass by in three minutes and will slap you to death]
I raised my head and looked at the man in black robe coming from a distance with evil aura.
Another barrage floated by:
[Actually, the Demon King is not in a bad mood, but has been constipated for three days]
I silently took out the talisman paper and drew a "Unobstructed Spell" on it.
——In any case, you will die, so why not take a big gamble?
Purpose: A funny article about cultivating immortality, which will entertain the readers