Unintelligible copywriting:
When I traveled through time and became the Queen of the Chu State, I thought I had a biological mother. From now on, I could rule the world with a beautiful man on my right, rule the world and be admired by all the people, and my name would be immortalized in history.
Unfortunately, this is all just my fantasy...
"I think private visits incognito are a good way to understand people's sufferings, so I want to implement it today."
"Your Majesty, you must not!"
"..."
"I have been on the throne for three years. It is time to recruit talents from all over the world to make up for the emptiness in the harem."
"Your Majesty, you must not!"
"..."
"Huh? The army of Wei is invading? Well, I heard that the Third Young Master of Wei is extremely handsome and virtuous, so why not make peace with him?"
"Your Majesty, you must not!"
"..."
"Xiao Aiqing, I have decided to make you the king and we will get married in three days."
"Your Majesty——"
"Stop! I have heard enough that it is absolutely necessary. Don't even think about disobeying the imperial edict this time. You go home and pack and prepare. We will get married in three days!"
"Your Majesty, Wei Chen just wants to say that Wei Chen obeys the order."
"..."
Elegant version of copywriting
You said you understand the humble beginnings of life, so I made this great effort to show you,
You said that no matter how lively it is, we will eventually have to separate, so I have done this all my life to watch with you,
You said that you know the warmth and coldness, so I made these winter flowers and summer snow for you to see,
You said you were nostalgic for the good old days, so I made this ukiyo-e depicting gold and embroidered phoenixes for you to see.
You said you should worry about the cold at high places, so I will hand over the mountains and rivers to please you.
(↓ ↓)Poke it! Poke it! Poke it! ↓↓↓
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