In 996 BC, Ji Aiji, a social animal, died suddenly and transformed into a cannon fodder female supporting character in a story about cultivating immortals and torturing immortals. In the original novel, she doesn't survive more than three chapters. But it doesn't matter, she has the [Salted Fish System] - sleeping increases cultivation, lying down increases spiritual power, the average daily activity is 30% lower than normal people, triggering the achievement of "Lying to Win Life".
Her goal is clear: to be a vegetative person, the kind that photosynthesizes.
But the world won't let her lie down - the GDP of the demon world has been negative for three consecutive quarters, cross-border e-commerce has lost 80%, the regulatory agreement on the demon world has collapsed, trade protectionism is on the rise, and geopolitical frictions continue... The demon king is worried about the financial deficit every day, and the master is busy looking for a way out for the sect to transform. Even Princess Huli of the demon clan is live broadcasting the "extreme Chineseization" to save herself.
Everyone went crazy. Except Ji Aiji. She is still sleeping.
Shen Duji, the crazy fellow who practiced "The Art of Forgetting Love" and was supposed to kill her to achieve enlightenment, blocked her in the corner with red eyes every day: "Please move, let me break the precept..."
She turned over and said, "I love you, old friend. See you tomorrow."
He was silent for three seconds and returned the next day with milk tea.
After hearing the news, the Demon Lord came and offered her an annual salary of one million to be his chief consultant: "The Demon World needs talents like you!" She asked: "Is there WiFi? Is it 996?" The Demon Lord was silent. She continued to sleep.
When the whole world is reeling, anxious, and worried about KPIs, this woman who just wants to lie down uses data to prove one thing - in an economic downturn, lying down does not mean giving up, but running in a different posture.
Intention: Love yourself and favor yourself