[Non-traditional supernatural unlimited flow]
[Character is holding back]
1. Xu Xu has three major goals in life: finding a wife, eating soft food, and winning a million in lottery.
Xu Xu, who is familiar with thousands of pornographic articles, fell in love with a cute girl with big eyes, a small mouth, a soft voice and a lot of money online. As a result, he suddenly discovered that the cute girl transformed into a cross-dressing man.
Xu Xu looked at the melancholy handsome man in pink lolita with a brown wig in front of her, and fell into deep thought, "Baby... Your chest muscles? Why are you so burly?!"
The handsome man smiled and raised Xu Xu's chin shyly, "Brother, we just had a video chat last night, how could we forget it so quickly?"
Damn it, when she was on the phone, only her mouth and collarbone were exposed. Who knew that Xiao Tiantian was a boy!
2. Since online dating failed, Xu Xu never thought about online dating again. Then on the way to the bar, he encountered a supernatural incident.
And gained shocking skills——
"I'll give you face"
If you feel unhappy with someone, you can give him or her a face. The gift is a face of your choice.
With the attitude of giving it a try, he chose the most handsome face.
Then he was beaten out of the bar as a pervert who drugged ignorant youths and wanted to do evil things.
On the way home, I was treated as a sneaky thief, when I took a taxi, I was scolded by the taxi driver as shameless, when I went to a hotel, I was chased away by the boss as a ghost...
When everyone scolded him, they were shouting, "Go to hell, Fang Qingming!"
TMD! His name is Xu Xu?
No, why is there a fiancé named Xu Ning inexplicably?
3. Later I found out that he entered an infinite stream called "Horror Village", and the village was full of ghosts.
Xu Xu went to hell even buying breakfast. He was possessed by a starving ghost and ate more than fifty steamed buns. A duck fell from the sky and saved him.
When he turned around, he found that it was his online dating... Boyfriend Ji Shisan.
Ji Shisan's powers are even more outrageous. He can take out a big fat duck and knock out ghosts anytime and anywhere.
One of them is a duck king, and the other is a plastic surgeon. While cleaning up the protagonist's mess, they sneak through the dungeon.
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4.
Xu Xu felt that something was wrong with Shen Shifang. There were always ghosts and monsters that would turn on him when they saw him, and even give him his neck.
Shen Shifang secretly crawled into bed: "Honey, I want to hug you."
As soon as the clingy Shen Shifang came to power, he coaxed Xu Xu not to stay with other men. When he saw Xu Ning, he got sick from green tea.
"Brother, have I caused you trouble? I'm leaving right away." Shen Shifang burst into tears on the spot.
Xu Xu, the handsome dog, was immediately coaxed to be beautiful.
5.
One day, Xu Xu, who was secretly preparing a surprise, discovered that Shen Shifang was chatting with someone who had bullied him.
"Boss, awesome! I got Fang Qingming in two months." The energetic guy No. 1 Handed over the cigarette.
Shen Shifang: "What's this? But we're ready to break up. I'm tired of it a long time ago."
Him: "Shen Zifang, I'm giving you face."
Shen Shifang: What should I do if my wife ignores me? Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (Shedding a lot of tears)
Xu Xu imitated his tone, "I'm tired of playing."
Shen Shifang cried: "Honey, I was wrong."
Shen Shifang arrested all the ghosts in the dungeon, "It's all your fault. My wife ignored me."
Intention: Lovers will eventually get married
