Demon Lord Shen Hanzhou slept for ten thousand years and was forcibly awakened by three thousand foolish believers with blood sacrifices.
The first thing I do when I wake up is: Who the hell disturbed my sleep?
The second thing I did when I woke up: The Demon Cult was in debt of 30 million, who cares about this mess?
The third thing to do after waking up is to put on a mask and join the Sword Sect as a salted fish.
I thought I could hang out in the sect and wait to die, but I met Gu Qingmo, the famous crane tail of Jianzong. He was not good at anything and was the best in eating. He even insisted on recruiting him to form a "good-for-nothing alliance".
Shen Hanzhou: I just want to lie down.
Gu Qingmo: Then you lie down, and I'll lie down next to you!
Later, Gu Qingmo found out that she was pregnant. He was so angry that he vomited and cursed: "The Demon Lord is amazing? The Demon Lord can make people pregnant?!"
Shen Hanzhou chased his wife until he vomited blood: "I have lived for ten thousand years, and I just want to show off. Why did I get involved in it?"
Intention:·You don't have to be strong, but you can't be untrue
· You can stop curling up, but you can't stop loving it
· You can lie down, but you can't have a place worth lying down on.
I hope everyone who reads this story can find someone who is willing to bask in the sun with you, and have a home where you can sleep peacefully.