The most dishonest mountain god in history, doing business online.
Xiao Di, a former lawyer and current coffee shop owner.
Ideal in life: lie flat.
Reality: Trapped by a wild man from the mountains.
The savage's name is Guan. He looks like someone from a painting and has the IQ of a three-year-old child.
I don't know how to use chopsticks and I don't know what money is. When I drank a latte for the first time, I asked seriously: "What disease does this medicine cure?"
Xiao Di:......
What's even more outrageous is that this person goes to the store every day and brings his own "business."
If a ghost breaks a wall, he can go into the mountain and roar.
He lost his soul and found it after wandering around the mountains.
The missing one, he said, "The mountain tells me where it is," and then he actually found it.
Xiao Di: Who are you?
Guan: I am from the mountains.
Xiao Di:......
Guan: You too.
Xiao Di thought he was talking about love.
Later it was discovered that what he said was true.
Those who had been helped looked at him with increasingly pious eyes.
People who came to the shop to drink coffee began to secretly kowtow to him.
Even at the ruined temple at the entrance of the village, people came to ask him if he could go in and burn incense.
Xiao Di: I just open a coffee shop! ! !
Guan: Yeah. A mountain god who runs a coffee shop.
Xiao Di:......
Crown: I like you. Can I stay in the hotel tonight?
Xiao Di:? ? ?
Crown: It's cold outside.
The mountain god is very busy. He has to take care of the mountain, people, and the love affairs of this fool from the mountain.
Intention: A journey of seeking the heart in impetuosity