"A Guide to Pretending to Be Good"
I was tricked by my mother into going home on a blind date, and the person I met was an obedient elementary school boy wearing a white sweater and having a pear.
After adding WeChat, he sends me puppy emoticons every day.
When we met him in the supermarket, he squatted on the ground and bargained with the cat.
At 11 o'clock in the middle of the night, he sent a message saying that there was a big dog downstairs and he was afraid to leave——
I rushed down, but it was empty.
He took out a neatly folded towel from his sweater pocket: "I'm afraid you might... Need it."
Under the streetlight, his eyes were as bright as stealing stars.
I covered his head with a towel and rubbed it:
"Just tell me if you want to see me next time."
"... Seriously, will you come?"
"Yes."
Then he rushed over to me, hugged me, and said he wanted to see me every day.
OK.
Later, when my mother came to deliver dumplings, she was stunned when she opened the door——
On the sofa, my "good little boy" was wearing my T-shirt and holding a bowl. There was an orange cat squatting next to him.
My mother:?
Me: Mom, this is my boyfriend.
Me: That's the cat he picked up.
Me: The cat's name is Mimi.
Me: It was him who caused Mimi, I won't take the blame.
#Wolf Pretend to Be Good##I thought I picked up a milk dog but turned out to be the Wolf King##I am also working hard to conquer the seniors today#
Intention: No intention