I, White Bird, am a very serious mosquito spirit.
There are only two principles in life:
1. Suck blood well and be a mosquito in a low profile.
2. Try your best to avoid the mosquito repellent called Wenyan.
He has been hunting me since the Song Dynasty. I have been hiding in Tibet, and I have no peace all day long.
In order to escape him, I simply secluded myself from the world and hid for two hundred years.
When I came out of seclusion, the world was completely different.
After not seeing each other for a hundred years, I have long forgotten what our natural enemies look like.
It's hard to find a job in modern times. I believe that with my talent and fishing skills, it won't be long before I get a promotion and a raise, become a general manager, become a CEO, date a handsome guy, and reach the pinnacle of my life.
Until the night of the company's annual meeting, the whole place was brightly lit. When I looked up, I found that the new boss had been staring at me as if nothing had happened.
I felt happy and secretly happy, knowing that I was good-looking, loved by everyone, flowers blooming, cars getting flat tires, and even my boss was fascinated by me.
The boss looks handsome and tall, with a faint clean and cool fragrance all over his body.
I stared straight at it on the spot, the little mosquitoes in my heart were flying around, and my heartbeat was so fast that it seemed like it was about to take off.
So beautiful, I fell in love at first sight.
Being drunk and timid, I mustered up the courage to strike up a conversation with me because of my drunkenness. The flirtation was very passionate. I thought that I was going to be single soon and have a good harvest in love and career.
Until he leaned forward slightly and spoke softly, his voice was so familiar that I was instantly taken away from him.
"You've been hiding from me for two hundred years, White Bird, but the more you hide, the more you dare to bump into my arms."
Me: "???"
Wait! ! !
This sound! This scent! This sense of oppression is engraved in my DNA! ! !
Isn't this because I have been hiding for two hundred years and the moment I transformed, I wanted to kill my mortal enemy? !
Natural enemy is still the same natural enemy that makes me dizzy when I smell it.
I'm still that mosquito guy who wants to take off on the spot when I see him.
The only thing that has changed is.
I seemed to have fallen in love at first sight with my mortal enemy.
Run! Run!
Move your dead legs quickly!
Six legs running together!
Fly back to the mountains and hide for another five hundred years!
I screamed crazily in my heart, but the alcohol was on me, my vision went dark, and my body went limp!
My dream!
My life goal!
Dying! Dying! Dying!
Intention: When can I become CEO?