Even If You Marry a Mountain God, You Have to Be a Vicious Cannon Fodder

Post a pre-receipt: "Don't Attack Me", the copy is below, please collect it O(∩_∩)O Beautiful little pitiful x gentle mountain god Yi Xing x Taozhuo Xiaoxing, who was blind since childhood, is transformed into a vicious cannon fodder in the book and needs to complete a task to regain his sight. That night, the system asked him to ruin his wedding night with the mountain god. Xiaoxing: "But I can't see..." System: "That's your problem. If you don't complete the task, I will call you." In desperation, Xiaoxing had no choice but to fumble around in an unfamiliar environment, messing up the bed, scattering peanuts and longans on the floor, and finally touched something warm. Xiaoxing pinched it curiously, and heard another person's voice above her head. "Be careful, don't touch it." Xiaoxing was startled, took his hands back behind his back, and subconsciously shouted: "Husband, is that you?" The person in front of him paused, then raised his hand to straighten his face: "I'm here." - The system asked Xiaoxing to slander the protagonist's noodles and give his store a bad review. Xiaoxing, who has never given anyone a negative review, said, "Isn't this bad?" System: "How about I call you?" Xiaoxing: TvT. Xiaoxing added a lethal amount of chili pepper and salt to the noodles served by the protagonist, and then started to find fault. Little did he know that the protagonist Shou had watched the whole process, and the protagonist Gong couldn't bear it anymore and wanted to beat him. When he whispered that he wanted to leave a negative review, he almost couldn't walk out of the store. Fortunately, his newlywed husband Tao Zhuo came to his rescue in time and helped him pack the bread before leaving. After returning home, Xiaoxing confirmed that Taozhuo was not at home, secretly took out the bowl of noodles and ate it carefully. Before taking a few bites, Xiaoxing heard the chair being pulled open and Taozhuo's voice smiling: "Didn't you say there was something wrong with the noodles? Why are you eating secretly by yourself?" Xiaoxing, who was caught: "... QAQ." - After a long time, everyone became accustomed to Xiaoxing's inexplicable trouble making. Not only did they not blame him, but they also cooperated with him. After all, how bad can an invisible little pitiful person be? Small theater: One day, Xiaoxing, who had regained his sight, was lazing around in Taozhuo's arms, surrounded by friends who were busy preparing for the festival. Friend A: "Xiao Xing, you are actually lazy!" Friend B: "Don't think you can be lazy because the mountain god is protecting you!" Xiaoxing: "Don't forget what I did before, be careful I screw everything up!" Friend C: "Hey, you are quite arrogant!" After saying this, several people looked at each other and laughed. 1. I am weak, have no brains and logic, and do not like to enter with caution. 2. The CP is Yixing Taozhuo, and there will be secondary CPs, including but not limited to various genders (possibly), please be careful before entering. 3. Imperfect character, please enter with caution. 4. Please don't attack my protagonist, thank you. ——Advance collection of "Don't Attack Me"—— Text third person A pampered fishing-type young master x a crazy man who is only gentle to his wife talks strangely about his boss Zhou Xunjing x Ye Zhuhan As everyone knows, my whole family is full of rule weirdos. Except for me, I am just an ordinary cow and horse beater. So rules cannot bind me, and I cannot make any rules. Even if I was born in such a family; even if I have no ability to make rules; even if I am just an ordinary worker, I still cannot escape the fate of being forced to get married. Because in my family, there is a fatal curse: if you don't get married before the age of 28, you will become a stinky rat in the gutter. So in order not to turn into a mouse, my family started urging me to get married the day after my 27th birthday. They told me that my marriage partner could be a player, a monster, a man, a woman, or a non-human being, but if I didn't get married, they would take the initiative to choose a marriage partner for me. Moreover, the person they pick will definitely not be someone I like. After all, who would have thought that I would actually like my boss? My boss has a great reputation. Whether he is a player or a monster, hearing his name will make him feel physical fear. But it doesn't work for me because all the rules are useless to me and no one is an exception. So, one day after get off work, I came to his office with a flower in my mouth and invited him to get married. I will probably never forget that day. He was sitting at his desk, looking at me blankly, as if he was familiar with it, and he agreed without hesitation. My family was shocked when they found out and asked me how I did it. I actually got rid of this terrifying existence of my boss. Is it difficult? Maybe to others. But not to me. Because I know he has had a crush on me for a long, long time. I also know that the screensavers on his mobile phone and laptop are all mine, and the drawers contain my pens, erasers, and handkerchiefs that often disappear... - Who? Who did it? Why did a group of inexplicable raiders suddenly appear around me? They said they wanted to attack me from the very beginning, and there were endless ways to attack me, making me unable to resist. But my husband is so jealous that he keeps me up at night. Who is going to feel sorry for me? ! Don't let me know who did it! Intention: An unlucky life finally begins to become lucky, so continue to be happy.