[Original God] Report to the King of Dharma!

[Pre-receipt: [Comprehensive] Teyvat Demon God Chat Group, scroll down to the bottom] [Commentary has been opened] [Copywriting of this article] Report to the King of Dharma! My name is Svea, and I live in the Mondstadt community next door to Sky Island. I currently work as a bartender at Angel's Gift. I go to work at 9 p. M. And come home from get off work at 12 p. M. I don't smoke and I don't drink. He also works part-time as a dragon hunter, shadow hunter, and lantern bearer. Get up at four o'clock every day, have intact omelettes for breakfast, hunt various abyss monsters from Mondstadt to Solstice in the morning, and monitor whether Meluxin secretly colludes with Apep, a remnant of the previous dynasty, to rebel. At noon, he urged the God of Justice to bring baked food without soup to the Water Dragon King and insisted on refuting his trial in court every week to check whether he was working well for mankind. In the afternoon, I corrected the erroneous beliefs of the Sons of the Frost Moon, and randomly captured a member of the Fools to teach him a lesson, persuade the Ice Queen to behave herself, and then spread the kindness of the sky! At night, hone your will to resist the pollution of the abyss and reject the temptation of the abyss. Every day I have to slaughter 4 Abyss Cult strongholds, and walk to Lake Anwadinir at midnight to play "The King of France's Favor Is Not Ending" to remind the degraded angels not to listen to slander anymore, and then rush back to Mondstadt before 9 o'clock to work the night shift. I will pray for the sky before going to bed, recite the poems of the wind god, bless those who transcend, and those who descend to become the help of the sky and once again strengthen my will to serve mankind. However, I still feel that I am not doing a good enough job. Please give me some enlightenment\O/ All glory to King Fanes! Loyal! Sincerity! [Tips before viewing] 1. The protagonist is mentally ill 2. The characters' comments do not represent the author's views 3. If there is OOC, my question Pre-receipt: Teyvat Demon God Chat Group As one of the legacies of the last peak of magic in the Age of Gods, Vasak picked up a chat group while working illegally in a winery behind his boss Goetia's back. Vasak: The introducer recommended me to work in a winery and then escaped. Now the boss says that the introducer is an undercover agent. Is it illegal to reveal the introducer? [Not doing business]: It's not illegal but it's immoral. The poor introducer just wants a vacation. Don't pay attention to the shady boss~ Vasak: The passionate humanoid curse sent me a daily statement. The mission was successfully completed, but the boss died suddenly early. Is there any hope of getting the money? [Travel in the World]: In terms of universal rationality, most people agree that debts will be canceled after death. Vasak: Boss Zui abducted his old enemy's brother and left me as the queen! ! What should I do, friends! ! [The best dumpling milk in the world]: The knife was mailed to you. Remember to wipe off the blood after cutting it. Vasak: I was bullied in the workplace. My colleagues and boss told me to get out of here. Looking for a place to travel and relax. [Pink Daifuku]: It's really pitiful. Why not come to Narukami Taisha Shrine to ask for a fortune~ It's very effective~ Vasak: Thank you for the invitation. The wine is delicious in Mondstadt. Let's take a look at the beautiful 5A scenic spot in Liyue in the distance. Rice Wife is beautiful but be careful, there are fox bloggers making false propaganda. Sumeru is very green, but the only drawback is that the mushrooms can actually hit people! ! Vasak, who was enjoying a good life, did not expect that his colleagues from the Demon God Pillar, who were sneaky dogs, would also follow them—— Mondstadt's famous water idol: How dare you slander Lord Barbatos' innocence out of thin air! Liyue Senior Hardworking Worker: For the Emperor Yanwang——this job should be crossed out! A big pink fox with white and black parts: He calls himself Baal, but he doesn't care whose country this is? Demon God Pillars: Save... Life Several years later, a certain doctor who took out the Ten Commandments and prepared to self-destruct looked at the empty Temple of Time and let out an indescribable scream: "Where is my Demon God Pillar?? Where is such a big Demon God Pillar??" Mission: Honesty and trustworthiness, devotion to work and dedication to work