
The Judge Is Fishing for Me Every Day
判官每天都在钓我
by Yi Ge (溢戈)
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- Completed
- Length
- 371k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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The following is a violation of the Ming Dynasty and is disrespectful to the ancient gods. Yan Wujiu always bumps into the same person at the soul-duling scene recently. The strange thing is that every time I meet him, the twelve shackles of heaven that press on my body are like being convulsed - click, click, click, and are removed one by one. For the first time, the Warring States Bronze Sword caused trouble, and the man came slowly on the cold incense. In the second episode, during the Republic of China, there was a lot of resentment over the wedding dress. Yan Wujiu was snatched out of his spring dream by the God of the Sun, and he was very angry. An Zidu said: "Are you awake?" "No," Yan Wujiu yawned, "I was getting married to someone in my dream, and I was disturbed. What's the matter? Sir, do you want to compensate?" "Well, I'll apologize to you." Yan Wujiu's ears twitched, thinking that the judge might be sick. But there are so many coincidences in this world. Bronze sword, wedding dress, spiritual formation... All "cases" seemed to have been carefully arranged, leading him to a certain path step by step. And the man who was careful at every step was Judge An Zidu. The mythical beast Hong Yu watched all this and couldn't help but remind him: "You hugged him when he was a child. He even peed on you..." An Zidu smiled when he heard this and said in a light voice, "So, he wants to pay for my clothes." —— Later, on Kunlun Mountain, Yan Wujiu pinned the man down, lowered his head and bit the tip of the man's ear. "Lord God, do I commit the following crime?" Before An Zidu could answer, Yan Wujiu smiled again, his eyes bright as hell. "What about you - does this mean you are old and disrespectful?" An Zidu didn't move or pull away. He just looked at the fox who knew nothing about the sky and the earth. Then, he laughed. Later, Yan Wujiu couldn't figure out how he was pinned down on the bed. He only remembered that the man held his wrist with one hand, his black hair hanging down like a cage, and his voice was so gentle that it was unbelievable. "It doesn't count." "You are always only mine." "Me too." ——— Next volume opens: "The Winter God's Widowship for Three Hundred Years" [The gods are born to be in conflict with each other, but they are destined to be intertwined. Everyone in the office said that Yu Zhe Xiemen was a man - the gangsters knelt down when they saw him, trembling and said they saw a wolf. Yu Zhe chuckled when he heard this, "What wolf? That's the light of the police badge." There was an error in the soul-duling system, and two people who should not be tied together were tied together. Jiyu, the dilettante on the list, loves to chat with ghosts. Yu Zhe, the crane tail that is passed down by word of mouth in Duling Circle. This combination was forced to deal with strange things. — Jingzhe. Chi You's bones turned over from the ground. Yu Zhe saw the person in the photo and slowly turned his eyes. Yu Zhe: "He glared at me." Jiyu took the photo and said, "Old photos are like this, their eyes chase people." Yu Zhe turned back and said, "He's still staring." Jiyu: "... Should I talk to him?" Qingming Festival. The client's eyes were red and he said that his grandfather sang "The Little Widow Goes to the Grave" in his dream. While the two were investigating, they encountered a ghost burning the mountain, and Yin soldiers took advantage of it. When Jiyu squatted down and touched the scorched earth, he touched the thousand-year-old war bones. Yu Zhe stood behind him, twirling his cigarette and asked: Who taught you how to touch the soil? " Jiyu raised his head and said, "No one teaches me, but I am extremely talented. " Yu Zhe chuckled lightly and said no more. The cigarette was gently crushed by him. … Later Jiyu discovered that Yu Zhe always stared at him in a daze. Jiyu: "What are you looking at? " Yu Zhe: "Watch the dog. " At first, Yu Zhe thought, it would be okay to forget, as if he forgets, he will not die. But he couldn't help it. He started talking to Jiyu about a "heartless man" every day He said that the man would run away after he was done with it, leaving him a widow for three hundred years. He spoke so sincerely that he could squeeze out a few tears. Jiyu handed the tissue while cursing: "That piece of shit is really not a thing! " Yu Zhe wiped his tears and looked at him: "You also think he is nothing? " "Of course," Ji Yu was filled with indignation, "Don't let me encounter this kind of scum. " Yu Zhe looked at him and smiled: "Well, don't let you run into it. " Jiyu was frightened by what he saw, "What are you looking at again? " Yu Zhe withdrew his gaze and leaned back in his chair: "Watch the dog. " This time he didn't laugh. — After a mission, heavy snow fell, and Yu Zhe stood there without moving. Jiyu took a few steps and turned back: "Let's go, why are you standing there in a daze? " Yu Zhe stood in the snow, looking at him, his mouth slightly curved: "You go first. " Jiyu left inexplicably, and after walking far away, he looked back - Yuzhe was still standing in the snow, with snow falling all over his shoulders, as if he had been watching him all the time. Jiyu felt a sudden pain in her heart. "Follow me——" Yu Zhe walked over following his footsteps. "Coming. " You forget one winter, but I will guard three hundred springs. ——————— Accept all well-intentioned criticisms and corrections, don't criticize the characters, everyone! Purpose: Defend the formation and bring peace to the world

Eh? Didn't I miss something? Why does it feel like the beginning of this chapter is a little bit abrupt?