[Broken Cool Brother Top Attack × Soft Cute Animal Communication Master]
A wild child who originally lived on a small island accidentally met Zhuang Qiao, who fell into the sea in a plane crash.
"&*#%......"
Zhuang Qiao: "Hello, I don't understand what you are talking about, but do you have a phone number?"
As the only person on the island who can understand all animal languages (including human language), the wild child entertains Zhuang Qiao well and thus gets a new name - Xiao Fern.
Four years later, Zhuang Xiaofen, who first landed in mainland China, remembered the three characters "Shangyunzhou" that Zhuang Qiao taught him to write at the police station, and confidently wrote "Junzhou". However, he was sent to the Junzhou City Welfare Institute by accident. Although finding someone was fruitless, he grew up safely.
Until one day during the college summer vacation, Zhuang Xiaofen saw a familiar name on TV - the newly trafficked Lu Tingzhou, who had the same name as Zhuang Qiao's son, so he decisively became an illegitimate child (Dagwu)
Others who have illegitimate children only buy information from scalpers. Zhuang Xiaofen's "illegitimate life" relies on buying turtle doves from the film and television studio and kidnapping wild dogs from the hospital.
It is not easy to be an illegitimate child, and you will be bullied online, but fortunately, because of his "famousness", he has gained a few friends who are addicted to CP, which helped him successfully meet his "idol".
"Idol" said: "Zhuang Qiao passed away."
The cold face flow is so broken.
Zhuang Xiaofen said, "She said she would bring you the fern leaves on the island to taste."
The cold-faced traffic became even more broken.
Many years later, Zhuang Xiaofen was listening to the voice of the movie queen's domesticated rutin chicken on the account of a top animal communicator. Also waiting in line were the kung fu superstar's dog, the alpaca of millions of Internet celebrities, and the singer's lizard...
Lu Tingzhou, who was bored during his vacation, gently bit his neck.
Zhuang Xiaofen shrank up in fear: "What are you doing?"
Lu Tingzhou said with satisfaction: "Try the wild fern leaves that Zhuang Qiao brought me."
Purpose: Listen with heart, save with love
