Note: The text is in third person
Copywriting 1:
From one day onwards, I began to be taken care of by fate:
I almost choked to death when I drank cold water. I was hit by the same flock of birds ten times in a row when I went out. I was walking on the road and was unanimously recognized as my love rival by the dogs in the city and chased after me...
At first, I just thought it was Mercury retrograde. It wasn't until I was lying down at home that the chandelier from the ceiling fell down without warning, only 0.01 Mm away from my head, and I realized something was wrong.
I was afraid of death, but I was even more afraid of dying in a disgraceful way, so I hurriedly found a mysterious old man to find a solution. The old man calculated with his fingers and said that I had been hit by a "bad luck curse" that is rare in thousands of years. There is a solution, but...
"Find your 'destined person', and the more and deeper the physical contact with him/her, the lighter the misfortune will be until it disappears, but you must have close contact with him/her every day for three full months."
As a 24-year-old single mother, I was ecstatic in my heart: How could this be a curse? This was clearly something forced by Yue Lao!
But until I saw my "destined one" with my own eyes...
I was petrified on the spot: "Damn it! You didn't say I was a man! And I'm not a gay either!!"
Not only is he a man, he is also a prince that no one dares to mess with in Beijing circles. He comes from a prominent family and is unattainable.
It's hard for me, a poor working-class worker, to even take a breath of air five meters away from him!
What's more, this prince seems to already have a "girlfriend" (?)
But I'm still young and don't want to die yet...
Love is impossible, but...
Maybe I can try to be a brother with him?
As long as the relationship is strong enough, and then I tell him the truth, and force him to hook my shoulder, put my back, kiss me... If it doesn't work, I can survive by shaking hands with him every day!
If he sees his brother in trouble, he won't refuse to save him, right?
"Hehehe... I'm really smart."
Copywriting 2:
The first day.
"Jing Yan, have you considered becoming brothers with me today?"
"... Get out."
The Nth day.
"Jing Yan, have you considered becoming brothers with me today?"
"Don't be brothers, be my... Boyfriend."
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Lu Konno (receiver): Uprightness can sometimes make people laugh harder than straight men beating workers
Gu Jingyan (Attack): The cold-hearted and shady prince of Beijing circles
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