Copywriting of this article
On the first day she opened her clinic, Karen Grisovin turned over the almanac.
Huang Li said: We are open today and business is booming.
He believed it.
The clown then begins his "performance" in the city center.
A group of ordinary people who were being hunted rushed in, and there was a circle of gangsters outside who could not find anyone. Standing in the corner was a red hood blocked by a transparent wall with "What the hell is going on" written all over his face.
Karen poured herself a glass of water.
Huang Li did not lie to him.
——It's just that the "prosperous" way is a bit beyond expectations.
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Later, strange people began to appear at the door of the clinic.
A young man in red and blue tights poked his head in: "I heard that you can cure spider bites? I have a friend..."
An old man with a shield knocked on the door: "Someone recommended me to come, saying that you are a designated institution for cross-universe medical insurance."
Really? A Gryffindor-colored Iron Man?
Speaking of which, he now does more work as a magician than as a doctor. . .
Who would let a doctor go to the battlefield? !
Karen was silent for three seconds, then turned to ask the little raccoon in the corner who was looking through his snack cabinet:
"Should I change my almanac?"
The little raccoon didn't even raise his head: "Why don't you believe this?"
"... I call it a sense of ritual."
"Okay, ritual." The little raccoon tore open a bag of potato chips, "Then you have a ritual and let them line up."
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Friendly reminder
· The protagonist knows magic and can see souls. He has had enough of running a clinic just for killing people, and now he has the mentality of a retired man.
(The protagonist has lived in the magical world for more than 20 years, that is, he has experience in his 30s, but his physical age at the beginning of the article is 18, and physical age will affect mental age.)
· Jason Todd is our VIP member.
· The clinic is the most important fixed asset, second only to the bag of potato chips that is always stolen.
· Will solve Thanos's problem, yes, and will never let Nini die again.
· It is not friendly to clowns, not friendly to the Court of Owls, and not friendly to super villains. In short, friends who like villains should be careful before entering.
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[Summary in one sentence]
The story of a cold-blooded doctor who retired from the wizarding world (but didn't), opened a clinic in Gotham, treated patients, and battled wits with a raccoon who stole food.
Also known as: "On 100 Outrageous Ways to Fulfill the Almanac"
Also known as: "Jelly Wall Security Guard Diary"
Also known as: "Who stole the potato chips from my clinic?"
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[The author also wants to say]
Not abusive, really not abusive.
Although the protagonist has a bleak past, the main theme of his life now is:
Being in a daze, seeing a doctor, watching birds, and thinking about why the potato chips I bought never lasted more than three days.
It's the author's imagination in the middle of the night. It's most likely a short story. Try not to be ridiculous, but update it as the occasion demands.
Motto: Sometimes you have to put retirement on hold
