Originally titled "Bayesian Update: I Love You"
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[Marriage first, love later] [Rational female professor × scheming male lawyer]
Lin Weixi is the youngest mathematics professor at Polytechnic University.
I haven't been in love in thirty-two years, and I believe that everything can be calculated.
Marriage? Costs outweigh benefits, pass.
Until he was forced to go on a blind date by his biological father.
She took out her deposit certificate, salary card, and work permit and slapped them on the table.
"Lawyer Gu, will you cooperate?"
Sitting across from him was the most expensive divorce lawyer in Jiangcheng.
After ten years of working in the industry, I have seen the ugliest appearance of marriage.
Looking at her now, he asked:
"Does marriage require emotion?"
"Logically speaking from the perspective of sexual relations and psychological behavior, it is necessary."
"Then do you have feelings for me?"
She thought for a while: "I think you can let me have it."
He was stunned for three seconds and then smiled.
"Okay, cooperate."
After getting married, they signed a twenty-page prenuptial agreement.
Property AA, division of housework, frequency of intimacy are scheduled by week.
Even the divorce point has been calculated - the 7.3Rd year after marriage.
The day her ex-girlfriend came back, she received provocative photos.
She didn't cry or fuss, she just sent a WeChat message:
"According to the emotional competitiveness model, I am 23% lower than her. You can re-evaluate whether this marriage is necessary to continue."
He rushed home and pinned her against the wall.
"Lin Weixi, do you fucking know—"
"I've long since lost control."
The first time she lost control was on the blind date.
The second time he lost control was when he was drunk and pushed the wrong door.
The third time she lost control was when she found out she was pregnant.
The fourth time I lost control is now——
He pressed her against the bathroom tiles, his voice hoarse:
"Professor Lin, does it say in our contract-"
"What should you do if I want to sleep with you?"
She looked up, expressionless.
But the hand holding his neck was shaking violently.
Later she asked him: "When did you start?"
He smiled: "From the day you said, 'I think you can let me have it.'"
She frowned: "That's the truth."
He lowered his head and kissed her collarbone.
"Yes. But to me, that's flirtation."
She thought marriage was a contract
He turned the contract into a love letter
She calculated all the probabilities in the world
The only thing he couldn't predict was that he would fall.
Demining
The male protagonist is very good at: being jealous, bowing his head, and turning into a furnace when she is coldest.
The heroine is very cold: so cold that she felt her heart beat for the first time, and she thought it was an overdose of caffeine
But once a cold person becomes hot, it will be fatal.
Concept: She went on blind dates seventeen times, and he was the only exception