The God of Wealth Baby Was Tricked Again

Tiandao certified partner, Yuelao designated official cp "Today's merit: -50000" "The progress of bankruptcy is 99%" "Mr. Accountant: He's tricking me." As the only remaining God of Wealth in heaven and earth, Miaomiao, Le Wuyou has upheld the life creed of "living is good" since he was a child. It's okay if his divine power is weak, he is just a baby after all; Without the artifact, it would be fine, and it would not be his turn to fight; Every day he and the wine fairy Yue Lao ganged up in Huachao Pavilion and lived a very happy life. However, the heavenly court was short of finances and the Weaver Girl could hardly weave any clouds. The Emperor of Heaven sent people to check the accounts and found that the accounts of the Temple of Wealth were in confusion. Forget about fishing, the God of Wealth was not at the Temple of Wealth, and the huge Hall of Merit of the Incense Department was unattended. The Emperor of Heaven was furious, so Zhule Wuyou came down to earth. If he didn't earn enough merit money, he had his godhead cut off and was punished to be a beggar in the human world forever. Only then did Le Wuyou realize that something big had happened. He quickly packed up his bags and said goodbye to his old friend in tears. He went down to the mortal world and opened a small shop called "Wuyou Pavilion". How can Uncle Le know how to run a business? There is no doubt that Wuyou Pavilion cannot make ends meet. The more Le Wuyou thought about it, the more he felt that it was screwed up, and he simply made the store worse, until a special customer came to the store... ———————————— [Tianting internal communication group (999+ unread)] Clairvoyant: Report! Mr. Lu deducted money from the God of Wealth again today! What is deducted is the "nap counter fee" Shunfeng Er: Supplement! The God of Wealth said, "I'm going to go bankrupt," and Mr. Lu replied, "It's still early, it's only the 30th day." Yue Lao: Ah, ah, is this a new love routine? ! Pursue your wife with money? ! Jiuxian: @ what do you know! This is called "economic bundling"! Mr. Lu tied up the God of Wealth very tightly! Kitchen God: Well... I went to help yesterday and wanted to make a meal to lighten the atmosphere, but the kitchen exploded. Mr. Lu didn't deduct my money, but I was even more panicked... Wen Quxing: From an economic perspective, the people in Mainland China are implementing "precision bankruptcy management" on the God of Wealth, aiming to achieve some unknown strategic goal. I have written an 8,000-word essay. Broomstick: I, I passed by today and wanted to help clean up, but the God of Wealth fell down... Mr. Lu glanced at me, and I almost knelt down... Queen Mother: So... Did the God of Wealth go bankrupt today? Gods: Not yet! But hurry up! ———————————— [Records from the real world] Le Wuyou: (slumped on the wicker chair) Lao Lu, can I apply for bankruptcy today? Lu Wu: (turning the abacus) No. You still have assets that have not been settled. Le Wuyou: Do I still have assets? Lu Wu: Me. Le Wuyou:? ? ? Lu Wu: (Closes the ledger) My valuation is very high, enough to cover your debts forever. Le Wuyou:... Is this considered sexual harassment? Lu Wu: (smiling) Forget it. Want to deduct money? Le Wuyou:... ———————————— [Later, the gods found out] Every penny Lu Wu deducted turned into a talisman. Every routine Lu Wu set up became a life-saving trap. The ninety-nine-day "Are you going bankrupt today?" Is the longest confession Lu Wu can make for his sweetheart. ——"I want you to go bankrupt." ——"Because only when you have nothing can you see that I am always here. ———————————— Reading Guide 1. Mainly relaxed and humorous, moderately sweet and sad 2. Two male protagonists, independent, management, two-way growth 3.. CP: 1v1, HE, Lu Wu (black-bellied obsessive-compulsive disorder Tiandao attack) × Le Wuyou (forced to grow and destroy the god of wealth) ———————————— The wind chimes ring and the story begins. Is the God of Wealth bankrupt today? Intention: The flow of wealth, gathering and dispersing, endless life, beyond the rules, there is still human kindness