Little Crab x Little Mute
Jiang Si x Xing Yun
Tsundere and irritable sweetheart x naturally stupid and vengeful social animal
[Natural defeat tsundere] [Mutual attack]
[Copywriting 1] Jiang Si's Perspective
She hated the humans who wanted to eat her and her family.
She hates the humans who block her path to freedom even more.
He pinched her with all his strength, out of anger and wanting to avoid being picked.
But this annoying human didn't even cry out in pain.
Provocative, absolutely provocative.
Until she saw that the bad guy had no intention of eating her.
He even tried to create a false shallow sea to deceive her.
Idiot, she grew up in a pond farm, not some free-growing sea crab.
Although this person's home is small, there is a lot of space for activities, and she is still very satisfied.
Later, she discovered that this man seemed to have no family and could not speak like other people.
He always compares a series of similar actions to her.
People similar to her appeared in the place called TV by the owner of the seafood store.
The person's friend buys a book and they can communicate.
After reading the book, she finally knew that the string of movements meant ginger, a kind of human food.
Does she like ginger silk?
Why have I never seen it at the dinner table?
Passing by the vegetable market, she asked humans to buy.
After it was cooked, she excitedly pushed it to the human's mouth.
Then I saw an indescribable expression on the person's face.
By the way, she also learned the human idiom dictionary, not because she wanted humans to praise her for being smart.
It just occurred to me that I was talking nonsense.
She took a bite and found it was not good.
Humans didn't like it either, so she threw it in the trash.
Then why call her that?
Humans, do you hate her?
Then why kiss her.
People on TV obviously only eat their mouths if they love each other.
In fact, she didn't know what happened. After being kissed, she turned into the species she hated most.
But following her instinct, she kissed him back.
Kiss well...
The humans fled.
I don't even want a home anymore.
Come back?
She tried her best to sneak out and hide in the corner downstairs, waiting for her.
If she doesn't come back, she will ignore her again.
Came back but didn't see her.
Why can't I see such a big crab?
Human, pretend not to see her?
... Then why are you wiping her tears?
Copywriting 2
Lips and tongues touched, Xing Yun suddenly felt a pain in his chest.
The culprit was drunk and had no idea.
She tried to push the other person away to no avail, but instead got worse.
Twelve hours later, the crab, newly restored to its original shape, tried to ask for a kiss.
Humans cover their mouths, which makes crabs sad.
Spotting Xingyun's moment of relaxation, she took the opportunity to make a sneak attack.
"Why don't you kiss me?" She said in sign language.
The human turned away and ignored her.
She leaned in and kissed him, causing his face to turn red.
Xingyun just likes this.
"It hurts." It took a long time before he signed to her.
"I just kissed you."
The man turned his head again.
"... Last night."
This man is so unreasonable, he is clearly enjoying himself in bed.
"Where?" Forget it, don't get angry with her.
Xingyun pointed.
Jiang Si looked at it carefully and couldn't help but get angry, "Why didn't you bite me then?"
They had clearly agreed to bite each other if they felt uncomfortable.
Xing Yun lowered her head completely, her ears seemed to be burning.
Idiot...
Jiang Si leaned over and gently licked the human's wounds, suddenly feeling very sad.
She is so bad.
She pinched Xingyun hard many times before.
Today was the first time she gave her painful sign language.
Tips:
1. AG all-female world
2. Short Beat Easy Cookie HE
3. Inspired partly by humane crab killing methods
4. Accept all reasonable criticism and look forward to your reading, comments and collection *v*
5. Copy edited on 2026.02.27
Purpose: Protecting animals is everyone's responsibility
