"Gods Also Want to Find a Job"

The Heavenly Court issued new regulations: All gods must come down to earth to intern for two months, live independently, be responsible for their own profits and losses, and are not allowed to lie down. The God of Wealth on the South Road was the only one among the Gods of Wealth who was sent down. What's even worse is that only his abilities are completely frozen. In order to survive, he started looking for a job. During the first interview, the interviewer asked him what his previous job was. He said: "The God of Wealth." The other party wrote in the form: No relevant experience. In the second interview, the interviewer looked at the resume and asked, "What did you do before?" Shen Jibai thought for a while and said, "I know a little bit about finance." The interviewer continued to ask: "For example, which aspect?" Shen Jibai answered seriously: "Wealth flows." The interviewer lowered his head and wrote down: Have a basic understanding of the financial industry. Then asked: "Do you have investment experience?" Shen Jibai said, "Yes." The interviewer raised his head and asked: "How are the benefits?" Shen Jibai lifted his chin, bowed his hands and said, "I have never failed." The interviewer's hand stopped. Looking up at him: "Never failed?" Shen Jibai nodded confidently: "That's right." The interviewer was silent for two seconds. Write in your mind: Job seekers have a high perception of their own abilities. Still not admitted. During the third interview, a HR who looked a bit young and cute sat across from him. Looking down at his resume: "Shen Jibai?" "Yeah." "What did you do before?" Shen Jibai looked at him. There was silence for a while. He said: "The God of Wealth." The cute HR didn't look up. "Well, what job are you applying for?" Shen Jibai said very firmly: "Your husband! The cute HR looked at him: "I'm sorry... Our company doesn't recruit for this position. " 1V1HE The author added: Hello everyone! Let me mention here that Shen Jibai and Chai Rong are the same person. The gods stipulate that those who are not destined cannot reveal their true names. Happy reading to everyone! Purpose: "Make money well for your wife, she will be happy and your husband will be happy. "