[Two male protagonists+1v1+past and present life+]
[A thousand years ago, the cold and quiet endured x paranoid and crazy criticism]
[After a thousand years of being tricked and abducted, the petty money man is still paranoid and crazy about green tea attacks]
On the first day of school, just a few steps into the campus, a man who looked about the same age as him started calling him mom.
Yan Yishu looked calm, raised his hand, slapped it, and replied speechlessly, "Lack of love, lack of mother, please post a post on your mobile phone, and all major netizens will rush to be your mother, and you will have the most mothers in the world."
Yan Yishu only wondered if this person had just come out of a mental hospital.
The next day, when I was about to go out to eat after school, I saw a man wearing a white suit, holding a string of Buddhist beads in his hand, with a shaved head and a braised egg. If it weren't for his good facial features, the braised egg head would not be able to hold up at all.
The man came up and said, "I am your husband from a thousand years ago... Me."
"I don't believe in Buddhism, Taoism, or Jesus. I believe in light." Yan Yishu showed Ultraman Galaxy's moves and interrupted him, looking speechless.
When Yan Yishu returned home, she complained to her friends about the past two days.
Am I guilty of Tai Sui?
Why have I encountered either a lunatic or a liar in the past three days?
What for?
Tell me quickly, has someone set a trap for me?
Yan Yishu beat both of them severely, and then left with satisfaction.
But later on, the boy he called "Fuck" became his college classmate. He enthusiastically brought breakfast every morning. When he saw a man approaching, he immediately pushed him away. When he saw someone sending a love letter, he immediately grabbed him and tore it up.
But the liar became his mentor.
Eat with him, go shopping with him, and disturb Yan Yishu's dates.
Under the meticulous care of the psycho and the liar, Yan Yishu really collapsed and went crazy!
He hit the two of them hard again and threatened: "If you get sick on me again, believe it or not, I will make you into a roast duck."
Divination: "I don't believe it."
His son: "I don't believe it."
The psycho and the liar said these two words in unison.
Yan Yishu collapsed a little. He really had no choice. Indeed, he couldn't do it. He broke down and cried loudly. The two of them immediately rushed to wipe his tears and comfort him.
Divination: "Baby, don't cry."
His son: "Mom, don't cry. I'll help you beat this old man."
Intention: Whatever I want you to be, you will become.
