
Konoha Wall Grass, Blown by the Wind, Falls on Both Sides
木叶墙头草,风吹两边倒
by Xin Ze (辛泽)
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Tags
- ThemeEastern Fanfiction
- POVFemale Lead
- Age18+
- Absurd Comedy
- Daily Life
- Level-Up Progression
- Lighthearted
- Naruto
Synopsis
Throughout her life, there were three fathers and one aunt in Suili's life. The first eldest father, Tajima, kicked her out of the house with a marriage certificate. The second big daddy, Madara, had a plump chest, which made it difficult for Sui Ri to breathe. The third eldest father, Obito, claims to be the successor to his eldest brother's legacy, but in fact it is difficult to tell the difference between the big and small kings on the roadside. As for the aunt, her desire to survive was filled, and from then on, Hoori realized that the passive [Otsutsuki Special Attack] had beaten the aunt's great grandchildren. ------------------ Born in troubled times, the biggest hardship Suili had to endure was being bullied by Senju Tobirama, but other than that everything went smoothly. He has neither endured the hardships of the battlefield nor lacked arms or legs, and he always does some weird tricks that ninjas despise. He took out the pig's balls, and as soon as he finished carving the big fat pig, he was married off by the old father standing next to the pig pen with a look of hatred on his face. Uchiha Tajima: A son-in-law is better than a pig. The wedding is approaching, and the old father burps. Sui Li ran back to the pig pen happily. Unexpectedly, the pigs came out of a ninja village. Is this right...? Who says farming is not Mudun? Getting promoted and making a fortune is a one-stop service, and what's even better is that my fiancé is also dead—— No, her miserable husband died at the hands of the thief Thousand-Hand Tobirama. She wore little white flowers (painted with makeup and powder) on her husband's grave. The vicious Tobirama returned her husband's life...! It's just a mouth high, are you really paying it forward? Yeah! ! ! (Tremor) Tobirama, who covered his body with dirt all night and was reincarnated:? When Hosato became a Hokage candidate, he was dreaming of becoming Hokage and sending Senju Tobirama to a pig farm first—— With her brother dying in front of her eyes, she also screamed for her life and said goodbye to the Hokage robe. ------------------ Many years later, when she woke up—— The sky has fallen in Suili! The heroic and heroic Brother Madara turned into an old man and kept her in a cave all day long, denying her freedom. Return to Konoha, pass. Stand on your own, pass. The eldest brother's spies are everywhere and lackeys are everywhere. What's even more shocking is that the elder brother has become a villain! The end of the world is coming, but how? Konoha people were not allowed to ask. After years of hard work, Ban finally died. Sui Li hugged the guardian appointed by her brother—— Madara MiNi's ultimate version burst into tears, turned around and smashed the little doghouse that called himself Big Daddy into the ground. She, Uchiha Hori, specializes in beating daddy with a stick. Who is Obito, and he can control her? Before the return of her eldest brother, the Dragon King, she did what she was not allowed to do. She got excited about the news, spent all the money in her pocket, and kicked her designated guardian. Hori has been coveting Konoha's golden retrievers and Samoyeds for a long time! The specific performance is—— Hooked up with a golden retriever and almost died at the hands of a tomato monster Kidnapped a Samoyed and was chased and bitten by native dogs Later, everyone knew that Uchiha Hori who left the village liked to raise pigs, but they didn't know that the new Raikage liked to herd cattle. When Konoha is in trouble, Raikage comes to the world like a god to lend a helping hand, but—— "Here comes the cow!" "No, there are cows." "It must be the Raikage!" "Asuma, run away, I'll stop the Raikage..." "Red, but it is said that the Raikage doesn't even spare women!" Sui Li:? I thought that after the end of the world, my enemies would never wake up! But—— Eighteen years later, the sky in Suili collapsed again! Brother, where is the unlimited monthly reading you are talking about? Brother, why are you lost (sad)? The world is not over. When I wake up, the earth is still spinning, and society and death cannot take back their words. And the offended enemies lined up in front of her home to ask her for an explanation. Explain? Let me give you an explanation, have you had enough trouble? Deliberate punches, a set of flat A interspersed with basic attacks, those ignorant men will die! This time it was Uchiha Madara's turn. Madara closed his eyes: I hope my innocent sister didn't run away with the pretty boy and give birth to a bunch of babies, and I also hope my sister's life is safe from head to tail... Madara opened his eyes: Hori, you mean (smile)... Are all the brothers-in-law in this row? (Draws sword) Getting excited? Purpose: Warmly embrace life