The unemployed vagrant Huashan Huali was preparing to return to his hometown when a familiar fox jumped out.
"Dear Mr. Huashan, sign a contract with me and become—"
"I do!"
"Great, then let's go to Shizheng to sign the contract immediately!"
Wait a minute, the little emperor Honmaru is changing into the teacher of Renmin. Is this right?
Huali held the contract and felt she had been cheated. However, the education manager sent by her boss had already appeared in the conference room the moment she put pen to paper.
Well, considering the inspector's long legs and slender waist, it's not like he can't sneak out after the training period.
But who can tell her whether Shizheng's Spiritual Soul Pond has not been maintained for hundreds of years? How come there are so many ghosts from the Southern and Northern Dynasties era, as well as men with swords who have not yet domesticated their limbs, so many bugs?
Current affairs, you have to understand that it is impossible for her to be such a multi-edged psychotherapist, rehabilitation therapist, best friend and most demanding mentor at the same time.
Need more money!
Reminder before reading:
* The government of my time
* Passionate text, containing a lot of memes, a lot of daily life (current affairs, social affairs, and animals) and a small amount of main plots
*CP Mustache×Huashan Rosewood
Mission: Only love and courage cannot be let down!
Reader comments
It makes me so happy to see it! Today's small theater:
Yanyan stretched out her fingers and flicked the brim of her hat, then lifted the hat up. She looked over from the corner of her eye, with a bright joy in her eyes: "Shui Shui, you are so awesome."
Shuishui raised her chin slightly and said, "Look, it's updated."
The smile on Yanyan's lips did not fade at all: "What a genius little writer!"
Yanyan came slightly closer and snapped her fingers in front of Shuishui. Because it was a nonsensical and low-fat little theater that could be set up at will, her thoughts dropped a little 🌸🌸🌸. It was like presenting flowers to an outstanding theater actor. The flowers were displayed in a grand manner and fell on Shuishui!
Beautiful Nanquan, beautiful Hizen, beautiful Qingguang, beautiful Nagai, the perfect electronic book! (Chanting)
Put some If to show that you are really working hard for long-term justice:
Huali's Honmaru was established with difficulty——
"This is not called a honmaru at all," Nagayoshi revealed the reality cruelly: "If you turn a few cotton dolls that are actually unable to wield a knife into spirits - if you call these guys 'your knives', to be honest, this is not even as good as your electronic honmaru. At least they are really completing their mission in the virtual battlefield. It's good that these dolls don't need you to take care of them.
And when you say Honmaru, do you mean the apartment you finally saved up to rent, or the cardboard boxes where the dolls live? "
Changyi said the second half of the sentence with his head lowered, because Miantian Changyi was wearing his smiling face that had not changed at all, stepped on his foot hard, and tried to punch and kick his calf.
His eyebrows moved: "I think you should know that I am your current owner. She has sold you to me for double the price."
Mianbao Nagayoshi looked up at him for a while, then turned around and walked away. Mianhua's touch hit Huali's leg again, but he just held it with his soft arms. At the same time, he pointed his face at Yamagiri Nagayoshi, with some mockery in his eyes.
Oh.
Huali looked at the director, then looked down at Mian Nagai, and picked up the baby despite Yamagiri Nagai's disapproving gaze. She obediently let the baby adjust to a relatively comfortable position in her arms, and smiled awkwardly: "Haha, don't be mean... Child..."
There was no hope. Shan Lao and Xiu Luochang are not equal, but they are two people who strengthen the long-lasting friendship.
Finally updated the teacher, I have been squatting! ! This is the kind of rice I want to eat the most, QAQ, and I really, really, really like Nagai... And the real blade vs electronic Honmaru hhh
Teacher, can you add another face or Ishida? I want to see it, please [please]
I'm going to faint and wake up again when it's over
It makes me so happy to see it! Today's small theater: Yanyan stretched out her fingers and flicked the brim of her hat, then lifted the hat up. She looked over from the corner of her eye, with a bright joy in her eyes: "Shui Shui, you are so awesome." Shuishui raised her chin slightly and said, "Look, it's updated." The smile on Yanyan's lips did not fade at all: "What a genius little writer!" Yanyan came slightly closer and snapped her fingers in front of Shuishui. Because it was a nonsensical and low-fat little theater that could be set up at will, her thoughts dropped a little 🌸🌸🌸. It was like presenting flowers to an outstanding theater actor. The flowers were displayed in a grand manner and fell on Shuishui! Beautiful Nanquan, beautiful Hizen, beautiful Qingguang, beautiful Nagai, the perfect electronic book! (Chanting) Put some If to show that you are really working hard for long-term justice: Huali's Honmaru was established with difficulty—— "This is not called a honmaru at all," Nagayoshi revealed the reality cruelly: "If you turn a few cotton dolls that are actually unable to wield a knife into spirits - if you call these guys 'your knives', to be honest, this is not even as good as your electronic honmaru. At least they are really completing their mission in the virtual battlefield. It's good that these dolls don't need you to take care of them. And when you say Honmaru, do you mean the apartment you finally saved up to rent, or the cardboard boxes where the dolls live? " Changyi said the second half of the sentence with his head lowered, because Miantian Changyi was wearing his smiling face that had not changed at all, stepped on his foot hard, and tried to punch and kick his calf. His eyebrows moved: "I think you should know that I am your current owner. She has sold you to me for double the price." Mianbao Nagayoshi looked up at him for a while, then turned around and walked away. Mianhua's touch hit Huali's leg again, but he just held it with his soft arms. At the same time, he pointed his face at Yamagiri Nagayoshi, with some mockery in his eyes. Oh. Huali looked at the director, then looked down at Mian Nagai, and picked up the baby despite Yamagiri Nagai's disapproving gaze. She obediently let the baby adjust to a relatively comfortable position in her arms, and smiled awkwardly: "Haha, don't be mean... Child..." There was no hope. Shan Lao and Xiu Luochang are not equal, but they are two people who strengthen the long-lasting friendship.
Finally updated the teacher, I have been squatting! ! This is the kind of rice I want to eat the most, QAQ, and I really, really, really like Nagai... And the real blade vs electronic Honmaru hhh
Teacher, can you add another face or Ishida? I want to see it, please [please]
I'm going to faint and wake up again when it's over