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Daily life after marriage: It's so addictive to tease your baby, but it's actually a bit pleasurable to get spanked?
——Small theater————
In Gu Zhao's study, Xiao Chi was invited to discuss matters for the nth time. A certain pig was dishonest, taking off his clothes and ogling him.
Xiao Chi stood with a sullen face, standing three feet away and not squinting: "Your Excellency, you respect yourself, and I will not bend my head."
Gu Zhao looked aggrieved and innocent: "I am discussing official business with my fiancée. Your Majesty has said that we husband and wife should get along well."
Xiao Chi was struck by lightning: "W-fiancée?! Who is your fiancée?! When did Your Majesty say that?!"
Gu Zhao took out a roll of bright yellow silk from his sleeve like a magic trick and waved it in front of Xiao Chi's eyes.
"After today's morning court meeting, His Majesty personally promised to grant us a marriage. Well, His Majesty also rewarded us with these pair of mutton-fat pendants for us to wear first."
Xiao Chi looked at the hot jade pendant in his hand, and then at Gu Zhao's triumphant face. He felt like the world was spinning and his eyes were going dark. He is a dignified man of eight feet, the lieutenant general of the Jinwu Guard, the most handsome son of the Xiao family, the iceberg god of war in the hearts of the unmarried ladies in the capital - want to marry this bastard Niixing who is a romantic, cunning man, who thinks about how to take advantage of him every day? ! Still a couple? ! Is he that wife? !
Gu Zhao admired the mixed green and white expression on Xiao Chi's face, doubting life, reached out and pinched his stiff cheek, and said in a doting tone: "Good boy, we are a family from now on. Come to my house for dinner tonight? I asked the cook to make your favorite roasted mutton."
Xiao Chi slapped Gu Zhao's hand away and threw the jade pendant back into his arms. He was furious like a cat whose tail was stepped on: "Who is in your family! Who likes to eat roasted mutton! Gu Zhao, you are dreaming! Even if I die, I will never marry you if I jump from here!"
Gu Zhao smiled softly: "What the general means is that he wants to resist the order and be disrespectful."
Xiao Chi stared blankly into the void, his heart was desolate, and only one thought flashed across the screen: "What did the straight men of this dynasty do wrong?! Is it too late to defect to the north overnight?"
——Interview——
Interview: How did you two meet?
Xiao Chi: I don't know. I think I brought out his M attribute. When I first met him, he came up to harass me and I slapped him.
Gu Zhao: I don't know. I saw a beautiful woman coming up to chat with me, and I found that the beauty was so beautiful, so I pursued her. That's it.
Interview: How did you fall in love with each other after marriage?
Xiao Chi: He stalks me.
Gu Zhao: Oh, I was beaten.
Purpose: Who will care about the desperate straight man? Desperate straight men are the ones who deserve to be wives!
