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Lin Jianlu, a charming homeboy, was deceived by a flashy advertisement one day and spent a lot of money to buy a mobile game called "Conquer the World Begins with Great Britain".
The game is set as the player starts in the UK and goes to jail for stealing 10 British dumplings.
Lin Jianlu: Players want to conquer the world! How can you be trapped in a small prison... Oh! Do you need to jailbreak?
Half an hour later——
Lin Jianlu ran out and happened to meet Wilde, who had been persuading the police to release him and said that he was willing to give gold coins to beauties.
Wilde:! ! ! !
In this way, Lin Jianlu was taken home by Wilde who cared about him. He stole, no, and earned his first pot of gold.
Lin Jianlu left the NPC Wilde who would take the initiative to explode gold coins and began to conquer the world in the game!
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[The Bell Tower Attendant] Everyone knows that Oscar Wilde fell in love with a very strange boy.
The boy looks very beautiful, has very strange abilities, and is full of energy every day, but the problem is——
As soon as the boy gets rich, he breaks up with Wilde to conquer the world, returns to Wilde only after failure, and then conquers the world after he has exhausted Wilde's love brain... This cycle continues.
In order to prevent Wilde from being so poor that he would betray his powers, [The Attendant of the Clock Tower] decided to recruit the young man.
The recruitment went smoothly, but a few months later, Wilde was imprisoned for corruption.
At the trial scene, [Block Tower Attendant]: ... Oscar Wilde, forget about the rest, are you saying that you bought yourself ten pairs of gemstone earrings?
Wilde: Yes.
[Clock Tower Attendant]: You also bought shorts, leg rings and a sailor uniform, right?
Wilde: Yes.
[Block Tower Attendant]: ...
Have you ever worn it? You treat everyone as a fool! ! !
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Lin Jianlu always thought that this game would only be a mobile game, until he received an official holographic cabin.
The good news is that the holographic cabin is free of charge. The bad news is that it is free of charge only for the first two hours every day. Lin Jianlu has no money now.
Lin Jianlu entered the game and found that it was a completely real second world, so he, who was stingy by nature, decided to make good use of these two hours and do things that couldn't be done on his mobile phone.
As a result, the entire game world ushered in two more hours of peace every day, and everyone was very happy.
Only Wilde, who had been prostituted by Lin Jianlu for many days, fell into deep thought.
Wilde: How can this kind of thing be the same as clocking in at work? This must be wrong!
1. Lin Jianlu (suffering) × Wilde (attacking), no secondary cp
2. Put it away first. If you like it, you can save it first. If you are inspired, open it!
3. Copywriting time 2.20
4. Also known as Great Britain on the left and you on the right, winning the Great Britain will not let you down (×)
Purpose: To protect the most sincere trust and feelings between people