The Cheerful Straight Man Is Going to Be Eaten by the Evil God

Early stage Xiao Jirong: "What to do if you provoke something weird", "Weird pervert", "How could I, Xiao Jirong, an eight-foot tall man, be held in his arms and kissed as his wife", "You are not allowed to plant things on my body", "You are not allowed to plant silver streaks on my body!" ! ! ! ! There is no way I can be a good wife to this non-human being Xiao Jirong in the middle period: "... Why are you so good at kissing?" "Why are you taking my job away from me?" "Let me be his little secretary is just a provocation" "No office play" "What a scary man" "Stick to the bottom line and can't be kissed to the point of crying anymore, you are not a man at all" "What to do if the silver streak goes up after being kissed" "Hold on, Xiao Jirong, you are a straight man! A straight man cannot be a wife! Xiao Jirong in the later period: "The dead ghost is actually kind of handsome" "What the hell did I agree to be your wife?" "The kiss is so comfortable..." "I really like kissing..." "It's really a bit handsome" "What to do if the silver streaks reach the top" "Is it normal to have weak legs after being bitten on the side or touched on the waist?" "I can't sit on him. Isn't this really a secret about office sex? No!" Adjusted: "As expected of my Xiao Jirong, my husband is so handsome", "Kiss me", "I really like being held by my husband, so comfortable", "I, Xiao Jirong, am still a good man even if my husband plays with me until I burst into tears", "What do you mean by calling me sister-in-law", "What should I do if my husband won't stop coaxing me" Concept: A twisted melon can also be very sweet