After dressing up as a vicious female partner, I sleep every day
Shen Mian, a social worker, worked overtime for 347 days and died suddenly at his workstation.
Open your eyes and transform into the vicious female supporting character in the comic "The Boss's White Moonlight" - the unlucky guy who crazily seeks death, promotes sadomasochism, and is finally sent to prison by the male protagonist himself.
The system urged him to rub his hands excitedly: "Host! Please follow the plot to frame the female protagonist and seduce the male protagonist!"
Shen Mian was silent for three seconds: "Are you done?"
Urging: "Say, finish talking..."
Shen Mian turned over and pulled the quilt: "I'm going to sleep now."
Urgent:? ? ?
From then on, the plot began to completely fall apart.
The male protagonist asked with a cold face. She leaned on the door frame and yawned: "Where is the evidence? If there is no evidence, I will sleep."
The heroine came to confront him crying. She handed over the milk tea that had just arrived: "You will get wrinkles if you cry too much. Drink something sweet."
The plot master was angry and cast a halo of wisdom to force her to return to the plot.
Shen Mian walked to the door of the cafeteria and was confused - then turned around and walked towards the dormitory.
Urging the collapse: "Aren't you going to do something stupid?!"
Shen Mian: "I'm so tired from doing stupid things. Wouldn't it be nice to go back to sleep?"
The plot master once again casts a halo of moderate and severe intelligence reduction——
She was sleeping when it was put in, and she was still sleeping after it was put in. The intelligence-lowering halo could not find any target at all.
The plot master dropped his coffee cup.
Later——
The heroine regards her as a close sister and begins to learn how to deal with cannon fodder on her own.
The former vicious follower came to her to do bad things, so she sent him to buy spicy chicken rice bowl, and from then on he became her exclusive delivery person.
The male protagonist ran to her dormitory every day, fell asleep while sitting, and continued to wait when he woke up, and was stamped and certified by the female protagonist as "like her pet".
The system is completely broken, just follow her to fish.
The plot master stared at the surveillance camera in silence for a long time, and decided to change the name of the comic——
"My female partner sleeps every day".
Shen Mian was lying on the bed when he saw the news and turned over.
If you can lie down, never stand; if you can sleep, never wake up.
This day is better than going to work.
Purpose: Use an absurd journey through books to pay tribute to every ordinary person who struggles in 996 but still loves life - lying down is not admitting defeat, but a gentle resistance to meaningless internal friction.