The Military Advisor Refuses to Self-Defeat

Xia Zhi called his brother on his mobile phone: "I need a job that is easy, low-cost and can make money." Brother: "You need a money printing press." Xia Zhi: "You can't break the law." Brother: "The milk tea shop is full... You have to take it easy, right? I'm just dreaming." Xia Zhi: "Is there any?" Two minutes later, the brother pushed a bunch of numbers to him and gave him a small advertisement: [Aaa Emotional Counselor], 30 yuan a week, 150 monthly subscription, the strongest team of counselors is at your service, based on the experience of living people, on call 24 hours a day, dedicated to work, and you are guaranteed to go smoothly. Can you catch the one you love? Xia Zhi:? Brother: Log in to this account and take orders directly. The details are as above. Xia Zhi:…… Xia Zhi received a customer soon after taking office, username: mysterious user. Safety awareness is quite strong. Mysterious user: I am chasing someone, my friend, I have a good relationship with him, but he has not expressed his feelings towards me. Please give me some advice. Aaa Emotional Counselor: First of all, you have to be handsome. Mysterious user: I am handsome. Aaa Emotional Counselor: Secondly, you must be rich. Mysterious user: I have a little money. Aaa Emotional Counselor: Then it has to have good grades, be able to cook, be able to work, and be perfect, so that the other person can live a perfect girl life, and it has to provide enough emotional value. Girls all like this one. Mysterious user: I chase men. Aaa emotional counselor:? Xia Zhi found that his friend and schoolmate Chu Heng was a little strange recently. He always did some unusual things inexplicably, and was absent-minded. His hands and feet often slipped, and he fell on him at every turn. He probably should go to the hospital, so he helped him contact a professional doctor online. Night, Mysterious user: I have tried the method you mentioned. Not only did he not respond to my approach, he also suspected that I was suffering from mental failure and a precursor to Alzheimer's disease. I am only in my 20s. Aaa Emotional Counselor: Then he is really too much. How can someone be so stupid? You have to work harder! ! Chu Heng×Xia Zhi "High-cold" school grass green tea attack × until the best students enjoy it He didn't say anything, he just had a miserable life chasing straight men. The main subject is a piece of shit, no brains, please feel free to watch it. University background, light campus, all locations and events serve the plot. The attack actually has a bit of green tea, but it's not too obvious. After the horse falls, it becomes a thousand-layer routine. (Grinning with teeth) Finally: I refuse writing guidance. Although my writing is terrible, but if I don't like it, please click the upper left corner to exit. Thank you very much. Please help me tweet. If you pass by and comment, I would like to see people comment, I will be so happy! Here is the next article: "They're really not friends" 1. Xu Ran and Chu Wang have known each other for more than ten years. It is undeniable that Chu Wang is his best friend in this life. His friends went to heaven and earth for him, covering him with soft quilts in the silent night, and carrying him to the hospital on rainy days, even if his shoulders were soaked by the rain. He was not exaggerating, but his father was not that kind to him. Apart from those trivial household matters, what they talked about most was Xu Ran's crush on the flower of the high mountain. Xu Ran had known that person for three years and had a crush on that person for three years. Every day he kept saying: "He glanced at me today." "We held hands today." And so on. Chu Wang listened to him patiently every time. His eyes were like a deep pool of water, unable to see to the bottom, but Xu Ran would always look at him when he needed it. Hard work paid off. In the third year of secret love, Xu Ran successfully got together with his cold and introverted male god. He excitedly shared it with Chu Wang. It could be seen that Chu Wang was as happy as him. His eyes were red with joy, his hands were shaking slightly and there was nowhere to put them. He thought that Chu Wang must really regard him as a friend, and even share his emotions. As long as he is happy, Chu Wang will smile happily. 2. Xu Ran broke up with her ex-boyfriend, and the pain of losing love made him get drunk all night. When he woke up the next day, he wanted to see if he was drunk on the street, but he found that not only was he lying on a clean bed, but there was someone beside him. On the night of his broken love, he actually slept in the same bed with his best friend. Xu Ran: It's okay, he is a straight man. Friend: Are you sure? Xu Ran: Sure, we are really just friends! Sunshine-type wooden scepter (Xu Ran) × inferiority complex, affectionate attack (Chu Wang) Thanks, please take a look (┳Д┳) Concept: Little lovers 99