2026.2.16 Copywriting release
[Cover awaiting construction] [A funny piece of writing]
Senior brother is like a brick, you can move it wherever it is needed.
He can handle all kinds of affairs under the master at the top, and coordinate the relationship between the divisions at the bottom. He is a must-have medicine when going out.
Today is still a day that needs a big brother!
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Senior Brother has something to say.
Although the atmosphere in the school is very good, monks and work will not lead to true cultivation. On the contrary, I have developed a longing for freedom.
Even if he could get a lot of interesting gossip, he would definitely quit this time!
The senior brother decided to resign.
The reasons for resignation are as follows:
1. The world is so big and he wants to see it;
2. The three hundred and fifty-two spiritual stones owed by the master have not been repaid;
3. The ninety-seven spiritual stones owed by the second junior brother have not been repaid;
4. The three junior sisters owed the Bagua book which was divided into 537 spiritual stones but was not given;
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Regardless of the nostalgia of everyone in the sect,
The senior brother took away the spiritual stones accumulated by everyone in the peak and ran away from home.
——Wait a minute, why don't we owe him more spiritual stones? How poor is our peak? ? ?
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The junior sister once said not to pick up new junior disciples from the sect on the roadside, and not to be the master of other monks casually. The senior brother listened to it.
The eldest brother picked up a demon cultivator on the roadside. The eldest brother did not allow the demon cultivator to call him master. This was not in line with etiquette.
So the demon cultivator would follow him and call him "brother" every day.
By the time everyone in the division discovered that my dear senior brother's elbow was turned out, it was already too late. The damn follower had already entered the room and acted like a king. He was really a bastard and ruined the senior brother's face!
However, the senior brother liked it and everyone tolerated it.
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The eldest brother thinks that it is good to be a casual cultivator, but he can't let go of everyone in the sect.
The eldest brother decided that the first, second and third eldest disciples would be casual cultivators, and the fourth and fifth eldest disciples would be the senior disciples.
The demon cultivator who was left alone: Is the last day the world between the two of us?
The eldest brother kicked him away. He was afraid of people on this day and would not receive any outsiders.
Mo Xiu: I am my wife^ ^
The eldest brother thinks this is very wrong.
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1. A light-hearted and funny story about cultivation.
2. Remember that senior brother is heaven, senior brother is earth, and senior brother is the bottom line! Retort and hack to death
3. Our senior brother is such an indifferent person who speaks eloquently. For those who object, please see the second article.
4. When the eldest brother went out, he found that it was not raining at all. Everyone was good at cooking. As expected of the eldest brother.
5. The eldest brother held down the demon cultivator and beat him. The eldest brother beat him well. The eldest brother beat him wonderfully.
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Intention: Family and everything will be prosperous